Friend for life. #snowshoesiamese #cat #shitbird

A legitimately interesting read. #dudeism #thebiglebowski #Theincompletedudeistpriest’shandbook

Man I wish was this flexible. #flexible #cat #shitbird #snowshoesiamese

Just watched this old dipshit clean her clock on the coffee table and walk it off like it didn’t happen. She’s fine. Bulletproof, apparently. After 24 years, you’d think she’d get smarter. #snowshoesiamese #shitbird #mycatisoldasfuck