Friend for life. #snowshoesiamese #cat #shitbird

A legitimately interesting read. #dudeism #thebiglebowski #Theincompletedudeistpriest’shandbook

Man I wish was this flexible. #flexible #cat #shitbird #snowshoesiamese

Just watched this old dipshit clean her clock on the coffee table and walk it off like it didn’t happen. She’s fine. Bulletproof, apparently. After 24 years, you’d think she’d get smarter. #snowshoesiamese #shitbird #mycatisoldasfuck

It’s 40+ degrees but for some reason it feels colder than eskimo pussy outside. Not that I know how cold eskimo pussy is. Or any pussy for that matter.

I like peen. #eskimopussy #gay #ilikecock

I dunno what the fuck I’m doing on here yet but this feels enough like Twitter/X/whatever the fuck Musky Butt calls it now that it doesn’t feel alien to me. Woohoo! #musksucks #nomoreX