Rookie City Det. Sergeant
@rookiecitycop.bsky.social
Forever a Rookie. Detective Sergeant working towards a better world. Millennial. Iraq War Vet. Poker Player. Cancer Survivor. Trauma Survivor.
#ShibaInu
#ShibaInu
Them: Thank you for your service.
Me:
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Them: Thank you for your service.
Me:
Me:
When 4 am rolls around and nothing is happening during the shift.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When 4 am rolls around and nothing is happening during the shift.
Detectives when someone brings in leftover sweets:
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Detectives when someone brings in leftover sweets:
Today we remember Corporal Nathan Cirillo who was ambushed and gunned down ten years ago today while standing guard at the Canadian National War Memorial in Ottawa.
Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.
Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Today we remember Corporal Nathan Cirillo who was ambushed and gunned down ten years ago today while standing guard at the Canadian National War Memorial in Ottawa.
Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.
Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.
Four years ago today, one of our smallest citizens, a 5 year old girl, was killed in a preventable traffic crash while riding her bike.
We have thought about her every day.
This morning, Penny and I stopped by to lay flowers and a stuffie
We miss you, Allison Hart.
#All4Allie
We have thought about her every day.
This morning, Penny and I stopped by to lay flowers and a stuffie
We miss you, Allison Hart.
#All4Allie
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Four years ago today, one of our smallest citizens, a 5 year old girl, was killed in a preventable traffic crash while riding her bike.
We have thought about her every day.
This morning, Penny and I stopped by to lay flowers and a stuffie
We miss you, Allison Hart.
#All4Allie
We have thought about her every day.
This morning, Penny and I stopped by to lay flowers and a stuffie
We miss you, Allison Hart.
#All4Allie
Throw a sandwich at a cop: Felony Assault on a Police Officer charges, Fired
Beat a cop in the head with an American flag: Presidential pardon, apology from the president, monetary restitution, appointed job at the DOJ
Beat a cop in the head with an American flag: Presidential pardon, apology from the president, monetary restitution, appointed job at the DOJ
August 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Throw a sandwich at a cop: Felony Assault on a Police Officer charges, Fired
Beat a cop in the head with an American flag: Presidential pardon, apology from the president, monetary restitution, appointed job at the DOJ
Beat a cop in the head with an American flag: Presidential pardon, apology from the president, monetary restitution, appointed job at the DOJ
I've been a semi-professional poker player for 22 years now.
Last night, I hit my first Royal Flush.
It netted me about $1100.
I've been riding a high since then!
Last night, I hit my first Royal Flush.
It netted me about $1100.
I've been riding a high since then!
August 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I've been a semi-professional poker player for 22 years now.
Last night, I hit my first Royal Flush.
It netted me about $1100.
I've been riding a high since then!
Last night, I hit my first Royal Flush.
It netted me about $1100.
I've been riding a high since then!
Wait, wait, wait...
Deputy AG Todd Blanche is invited, but Deputy Director Dan Bongino isn't?
Either he isn't important enough to be invited, or he isn't important enough to be named by the press. Both are hilarious.
Deputy AG Todd Blanche is invited, but Deputy Director Dan Bongino isn't?
Either he isn't important enough to be invited, or he isn't important enough to be named by the press. Both are hilarious.
August 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Wait, wait, wait...
Deputy AG Todd Blanche is invited, but Deputy Director Dan Bongino isn't?
Either he isn't important enough to be invited, or he isn't important enough to be named by the press. Both are hilarious.
Deputy AG Todd Blanche is invited, but Deputy Director Dan Bongino isn't?
Either he isn't important enough to be invited, or he isn't important enough to be named by the press. Both are hilarious.
Angela Paxton has filed for divorce from Ken Paxton, citing adultery.
I'm going to need all of the tea on this one.
I'm going to need all of the tea on this one.
July 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Angela Paxton has filed for divorce from Ken Paxton, citing adultery.
I'm going to need all of the tea on this one.
I'm going to need all of the tea on this one.
Nothing will happen because TACO
July 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Nothing will happen because TACO
This guy was supposed to release the Epstein files.
July 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This guy was supposed to release the Epstein files.
An x-ray was done, and it confirmed that the piece of the hatchet was still in me.
But after 30-40 minutes of digging, the doctor couldn't get it out.
So now I have a piece of metal stuck in my leg.
My first piercing.
But after 30-40 minutes of digging, the doctor couldn't get it out.
So now I have a piece of metal stuck in my leg.
My first piercing.
June 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
An x-ray was done, and it confirmed that the piece of the hatchet was still in me.
But after 30-40 minutes of digging, the doctor couldn't get it out.
So now I have a piece of metal stuck in my leg.
My first piercing.
But after 30-40 minutes of digging, the doctor couldn't get it out.
So now I have a piece of metal stuck in my leg.
My first piercing.
So last Wednesday, while on a family trip, I decided we needed more kindling for the fire. So, using a hatchet, I tried. But it got stuck.
So then I used a hammer to strike the back of the hatchet, causing a piece of the hatchet to break off and puncture my leg.
Good news: It missed the artery.
So then I used a hammer to strike the back of the hatchet, causing a piece of the hatchet to break off and puncture my leg.
Good news: It missed the artery.
June 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So last Wednesday, while on a family trip, I decided we needed more kindling for the fire. So, using a hatchet, I tried. But it got stuck.
So then I used a hammer to strike the back of the hatchet, causing a piece of the hatchet to break off and puncture my leg.
Good news: It missed the artery.
So then I used a hammer to strike the back of the hatchet, causing a piece of the hatchet to break off and puncture my leg.
Good news: It missed the artery.
Seen outside a Food Lion.
He's got a III% sticker and a Rebel Alliance sticker.
Like, bro, did you pay attention at all to the movies?!?!?!
The kicker?
His license plate read "JEDI NHT"
He's got a III% sticker and a Rebel Alliance sticker.
Like, bro, did you pay attention at all to the movies?!?!?!
The kicker?
His license plate read "JEDI NHT"
June 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Seen outside a Food Lion.
He's got a III% sticker and a Rebel Alliance sticker.
Like, bro, did you pay attention at all to the movies?!?!?!
The kicker?
His license plate read "JEDI NHT"
He's got a III% sticker and a Rebel Alliance sticker.
Like, bro, did you pay attention at all to the movies?!?!?!
The kicker?
His license plate read "JEDI NHT"
I never thought Vince Boelter was going to be captured alive.
He was brave enough to shoot unarmed people, but apparently too chicken shit to turn the gun on himself.
He was brave enough to shoot unarmed people, but apparently too chicken shit to turn the gun on himself.
June 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I never thought Vince Boelter was going to be captured alive.
He was brave enough to shoot unarmed people, but apparently too chicken shit to turn the gun on himself.
He was brave enough to shoot unarmed people, but apparently too chicken shit to turn the gun on himself.
There is a non-zero chance that this man has child porn on his computer.
June 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
There is a non-zero chance that this man has child porn on his computer.
Birthday boy sad.
Little Marco yawning.
I had more fun on my 19th birthday at Army boot camp.
Little Marco yawning.
I had more fun on my 19th birthday at Army boot camp.
June 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Birthday boy sad.
Little Marco yawning.
I had more fun on my 19th birthday at Army boot camp.
Little Marco yawning.
I had more fun on my 19th birthday at Army boot camp.
I don't make it a habit of wearing political shirts in public.
But so far at my daughter's dance recital, I've had 10 people say they liked my shirt and 1 guy snort at me.
But he didn't have the courage to actually say anything to me.
Fascists are cowards.
But so far at my daughter's dance recital, I've had 10 people say they liked my shirt and 1 guy snort at me.
But he didn't have the courage to actually say anything to me.
Fascists are cowards.
June 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't make it a habit of wearing political shirts in public.
But so far at my daughter's dance recital, I've had 10 people say they liked my shirt and 1 guy snort at me.
But he didn't have the courage to actually say anything to me.
Fascists are cowards.
But so far at my daughter's dance recital, I've had 10 people say they liked my shirt and 1 guy snort at me.
But he didn't have the courage to actually say anything to me.
Fascists are cowards.
I'm not picking a side until Ken Bone weighs in.
June 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm not picking a side until Ken Bone weighs in.
Objectively, this is hilarious.
But I hate that we don't have universal childcare because a narcissistic billionaire and a fascist billionaire are arguing over which one is the biggest sex offender.
Fun Fact: It's both.
But I hate that we don't have universal childcare because a narcissistic billionaire and a fascist billionaire are arguing over which one is the biggest sex offender.
Fun Fact: It's both.
June 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Objectively, this is hilarious.
But I hate that we don't have universal childcare because a narcissistic billionaire and a fascist billionaire are arguing over which one is the biggest sex offender.
Fun Fact: It's both.
But I hate that we don't have universal childcare because a narcissistic billionaire and a fascist billionaire are arguing over which one is the biggest sex offender.
Fun Fact: It's both.
Bro needs to pay more attention to the coup happening in his marriage.
May 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Bro needs to pay more attention to the coup happening in his marriage.