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Rookie City Det. Sergeant
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Forever a Rookie. Detective Sergeant working towards a better world. Millennial. Iraq War Vet. Poker Player. Cancer Survivor. Trauma Survivor.
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For those of you new here, so am I!

I had been on Twitter since 2013, where I've been tweeting about my experiences as a police officer, contemporary policing issues, politics, fatherhood, and posting pictures of my shina inu.

I'll continue to do that here, so I hope you'll give me a follow!
Call me crazy but I don't think someone named in the Epstein Files should have any authority over the investigation.

RT if you agree.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Them: Thank you for your service.

Me:
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask.

Cowards
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ran into one of my former officers at the gym. He's now a Detective across the city from me.

He was on the squat machine.

It's good to see that he doesn't skip leg day.

I should find a way to make sure his dedication to leg day winds up in his yearly performance review.
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When 4 am rolls around and nothing is happening during the shift.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
PLEASE STOP TWEETING AND ASKING IF I'M DRESSING AS A SEXY COP TONIGHT!

Y'ALL KNOW DAMN WELL THAT'S MY COSTUME EVERY DAY!
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Take it from me, a real life police officer, NO ONE is giving out free drugs or fentanyl on Halloween

That's not a thing.

As a safety precaution, you should still check your kids candy.

Not because of drugs but for gross candies like circus peanuts, necco wafers, and licorice.
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Detectives when someone brings in leftover sweets:
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Today we remember Corporal Nathan Cirillo who was ambushed and gunned down ten years ago today while standing guard at the Canadian National War Memorial in Ottawa.

Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's the worst part of the year.

The building heat has been turned on, but the temperatures are still way too hot for the heat to be on.

I'm cooking in my office.

I've told my Detectives to make themselves comfortable in the office, but they still need to wear pants.
October 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can’t vote on the Epstein files if the whole government is shut down.
October 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My biggest takeaway from the Hegseth speech is that Elon Musk tweeted out that Donald Trump is on the Epstein List.
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Watched the Hegseth speech.

Putin and Xi must wake up every day, look at America's changing priorities, and think it's Christmas.

We are giving the Pacific to China and giving up on Europe.
September 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Started cooking dinner and cracked open a beer.

The wife called and said she needed to help her sister and pushed dinner back by two hours.

So this cooking beer just became an afternoon beer.

Cheers!
September 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Admittedly, I've never been to Quantico because I don't eat crayons.

But where do you house 900+ flag officers plus their staff?

Is a two star going to have to struggle putting on the second cross bar of his military issued cot?
September 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It's kind of wild that right now, hundreds of Generals and Admirals are making the decision of whether they're going to be loyal to the Constitution or a drunken Secretary and his pedophile boss.
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Me: I'm running late. Need to get to work.

My toddler: Daddy, can I have extra snuggles?

Me: Screw the bosses, I can be late.
September 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
On this #FirstDayofFall I must remind everyone of this controversial but true fact:

Apple Cider is the far superior autumn flavor profile when compared to Pumpkin Spice.

Fun Recipe Idea - Warm up your Apple Cider with a shot of Fireball Whiskey for a delicious adult drink.
September 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Went to a concert before work.

I wasn't interested in the headliner as much as I was one of the openers.

Nothing says "Punk as fuck" like leaving a show early to go to work as a cop.

I still got it, though. 🤘
September 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ran into an old colleague of mine in the break room.

We said hi.

We sat next to each other and stared at our phones with football in the back room. No words were exchanged.

We said bye.

Great guy. I love hanging out with him.
September 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Four years ago today, one of our smallest citizens, a 5 year old girl, was killed in a preventable traffic crash while riding her bike.

We have thought about her every day.

This morning, Penny and I stopped by to lay flowers and a stuffie

We miss you, Allison Hart.

#All4Allie
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If Bill Clinton is in Epstein Files and the Trump Administration still isn't releasing them, those files must be REALLY bad.
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Throw a sandwich at a cop: Felony Assault on a Police Officer charges, Fired

Beat a cop in the head with an American flag: Presidential pardon, apology from the president, monetary restitution, appointed job at the DOJ
August 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
BREAKING: Trump will be deploying the National Guard to DC to protect the Epstein Files
August 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I've been a semi-professional poker player for 22 years now.

Last night, I hit my first Royal Flush.

It netted me about $1100.

I've been riding a high since then!
August 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM