Lumi
@roofcactus.bsky.social
Soft heart, firm stance. ADHD. (They/Them) 🪭🏳️⚧️🍀
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I predict that Grok will be the AI assisting umpires at the next World Series, and if they argue with it, it’ll dox their home addresses and children’s schools.
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I predict that Grok will be the AI assisting umpires at the next World Series, and if they argue with it, it’ll dox their home addresses and children’s schools.
Anyone got an ouiji board? Was thinking about listening to Drakes response to Not Like Us.
May 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Anyone got an ouiji board? Was thinking about listening to Drakes response to Not Like Us.
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summoning circle, hope this works
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🕯 Kendrick 🕯
🕯 go after 🕯
🕯 cops next 🕯
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🕯 Kendrick 🕯
🕯 go after 🕯
🕯 cops next 🕯
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May 5, 2024 at 12:23 PM
summoning circle, hope this works
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 Kendrick 🕯
🕯 go after 🕯
🕯 cops next 🕯
🕯 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 Kendrick 🕯
🕯 go after 🕯
🕯 cops next 🕯
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Started Netflix's Fall of the House of Usher. Rather than moderized/updated, it feels like the adaptation wants to introduce the past and present to each other... Meanwhile Im texting the goth girlies from the party like "Omfg even Pluto is here! 🙀 Do you think Lenore knows?"
April 16, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Started Netflix's Fall of the House of Usher. Rather than moderized/updated, it feels like the adaptation wants to introduce the past and present to each other... Meanwhile Im texting the goth girlies from the party like "Omfg even Pluto is here! 🙀 Do you think Lenore knows?"
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In light of how difficult a week its been, I'll just say this:
I intend to survive the rough few years to come. You should get it firmly in your head that you will too. Every one of us who survives this will be a gift and a blessing to the world.
I intend to survive the rough few years to come. You should get it firmly in your head that you will too. Every one of us who survives this will be a gift and a blessing to the world.
April 12, 2024 at 6:33 PM
In light of how difficult a week its been, I'll just say this:
I intend to survive the rough few years to come. You should get it firmly in your head that you will too. Every one of us who survives this will be a gift and a blessing to the world.
I intend to survive the rough few years to come. You should get it firmly in your head that you will too. Every one of us who survives this will be a gift and a blessing to the world.
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Sharing my recent poem, Pie, for #WorldPoetryDay2024 #WorldPoetryDay www.abctales.com/story/onemor...
March 21, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Sharing my recent poem, Pie, for #WorldPoetryDay2024 #WorldPoetryDay www.abctales.com/story/onemor...
I want to know about more "clocks"
1833 print depicting Carl Linnaeus’ “flower clock”, a horological device that tracks the day’s hours based on the circadian rhythms of flowers that exhibit “nastic” movement — the “opening” and “closing” of petals and leaves in response to light. [Public Domain Review]
March 21, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I want to know about more "clocks"
Years ago these two guys who approached me when it sounded like I was in trouble-clearly anxious but ready to get me away from ~that guy~. I didn't go with them but their interference changed my night. I think about them a lot. I wish I could tell them that they made the world feel safer for me.
March 21, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Years ago these two guys who approached me when it sounded like I was in trouble-clearly anxious but ready to get me away from ~that guy~. I didn't go with them but their interference changed my night. I think about them a lot. I wish I could tell them that they made the world feel safer for me.
Fuck cars.
"No one I spoke to for this piece could name a recent sizable pedestrianization or traffic-reduction scheme that had been reversed once it had been given time to have an effect."
www.wired.com/story/car-fr...
www.wired.com/story/car-fr...
March 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Fuck cars.
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the private equity acquisition process where they take out huge loans to buy a company, put those loans on the company’s balance sheet and liquidate the company to pay them off (while looting the assets) should be made illegal
it is a purely destructive process and it’s absurd that we allow it
it is a purely destructive process and it’s absurd that we allow it
Just got a news alert saying Joann Fabrics is going into bankruptcy due to decreasing demand.
Article fails to say that it was purchased by a private equity firm a while ago and recently went public and is carrying $2.4 billion in debt.
Private equity strikes again.
Article fails to say that it was purchased by a private equity firm a while ago and recently went public and is carrying $2.4 billion in debt.
Private equity strikes again.
March 18, 2024 at 6:52 PM
the private equity acquisition process where they take out huge loans to buy a company, put those loans on the company’s balance sheet and liquidate the company to pay them off (while looting the assets) should be made illegal
it is a purely destructive process and it’s absurd that we allow it
it is a purely destructive process and it’s absurd that we allow it
"I don't have a gender, but due to gerrymandering I guess I technically vote in the female district," I say as I fill out the form to the best of my ability and knowledge.
February 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
"I don't have a gender, but due to gerrymandering I guess I technically vote in the female district," I say as I fill out the form to the best of my ability and knowledge.
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Various conspiracy theories use different linguistic pathways to legitimize violence, e.g., Great Replacement uses anger, disgust, and planning language and False Flags use contempt, violence, threats, hate, and grievance language on Parler doi.org/10.31234/osf.io/9wpre
December 19, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Various conspiracy theories use different linguistic pathways to legitimize violence, e.g., Great Replacement uses anger, disgust, and planning language and False Flags use contempt, violence, threats, hate, and grievance language on Parler doi.org/10.31234/osf.io/9wpre
I think I could give elon mush a black eye. I think I'd be really good at it actually.
December 19, 2023 at 4:23 PM
I think I could give elon mush a black eye. I think I'd be really good at it actually.
Internal compass reboot feature added.
December 17, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Internal compass reboot feature added.
I want to become a homeowner so I can buy physical media and not think, "But I'll just have to pack this when we move..."
December 12, 2023 at 6:09 PM
I want to become a homeowner so I can buy physical media and not think, "But I'll just have to pack this when we move..."
*me. In the car. Keys that were used to unlock it in hand*
What if I got in the wrong car?
What if I got in the wrong car?
December 6, 2023 at 8:54 PM
*me. In the car. Keys that were used to unlock it in hand*
What if I got in the wrong car?
What if I got in the wrong car?
Did husband come home to give me a brownie and leave immediately? Yes. I think that did just happen. Again :3
November 30, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Did husband come home to give me a brownie and leave immediately? Yes. I think that did just happen. Again :3
Dear Irish airplane friend, I found my nearest GAA league to. Thanks for the recommendation, and I hope they have carrot cake oreos in Iceland. Best wishes, American airplane friend.
November 30, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Dear Irish airplane friend, I found my nearest GAA league to. Thanks for the recommendation, and I hope they have carrot cake oreos in Iceland. Best wishes, American airplane friend.
My relationship to social media has evolved into ignoring it for a month or two and then checking my DMs to see the curated horde of content made by my buds. I hope this tactic is never ruined.
November 27, 2023 at 4:21 PM
My relationship to social media has evolved into ignoring it for a month or two and then checking my DMs to see the curated horde of content made by my buds. I hope this tactic is never ruined.
Historically I've been recognized as a good editor. But the way I text you'd think I don't know the difference between your/you're.
I offer no explanation or apology.
I offer no explanation or apology.
November 16, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Historically I've been recognized as a good editor. But the way I text you'd think I don't know the difference between your/you're.
I offer no explanation or apology.
I offer no explanation or apology.
The moment when someone wants to be your friend feels kinda like being told to pose for a picture and suddenly you don't know what to do with your hands. Or maybe I'm just sleepy.
November 15, 2023 at 4:58 AM
The moment when someone wants to be your friend feels kinda like being told to pose for a picture and suddenly you don't know what to do with your hands. Or maybe I'm just sleepy.
Pelicans are nonchalantly metal...what does nonchalant metal sound like?
November 4, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Pelicans are nonchalantly metal...what does nonchalant metal sound like?