Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
@ronsparks.ca
Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
It's nice to see a rich guy / convicted groomer like Diddy finally catch a break
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's nice to see a rich guy / convicted groomer like Diddy finally catch a break
"This is an absolute shock! I didn't see this coming at all."
- Nobody
- Nobody
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"This is an absolute shock! I didn't see this coming at all."
- Nobody
- Nobody
Time to bring out a Special Edition Tesla. Like a CyberTruck fully loaded with Epstein Files and the Mueller Report Vol. 2 audio book-on-demand.
That'll put Elon Musk right back on top!
That'll put Elon Musk right back on top!
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Time to bring out a Special Edition Tesla. Like a CyberTruck fully loaded with Epstein Files and the Mueller Report Vol. 2 audio book-on-demand.
That'll put Elon Musk right back on top!
That'll put Elon Musk right back on top!
"I haven't heard about this. Epstein who? I'm too busy."
- Mike Johnson when he's asked about this later today
- Mike Johnson when he's asked about this later today
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"I haven't heard about this. Epstein who? I'm too busy."
- Mike Johnson when he's asked about this later today
- Mike Johnson when he's asked about this later today
I've been crunching the numbers ALL DAY
cookie monster is eating a taco with his mouth open
Alt: cookie monster is eating a taco with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I've been crunching the numbers ALL DAY
Beautiful!
Added bonus: Christmas colours just in time for me to do the decorating :)
Added bonus: Christmas colours just in time for me to do the decorating :)
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Beautiful!
Added bonus: Christmas colours just in time for me to do the decorating :)
Added bonus: Christmas colours just in time for me to do the decorating :)
Heartbreaking
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Heartbreaking
Well, he probably promised Trump he wouldn't allow the vote - so yeah, his streak of lies remains unbroken.
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Well, he probably promised Trump he wouldn't allow the vote - so yeah, his streak of lies remains unbroken.
Good work, Schumer! You did it!
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Good work, Schumer! You did it!
Different album but, have you ever covered Werewolves of London?
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Different album but, have you ever covered Werewolves of London?
Currently listening to Shampoo's "Trouble" so I'm on board obviously
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Currently listening to Shampoo's "Trouble" so I'm on board obviously
Reposted by Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
144 years ago today Chuck Schumer's great great grandfather Charlie "Fiddlesticks" Schumer showed up for the Gunfight at the OK Corral armed with only a strongly worded letter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
144 years ago today Chuck Schumer's great great grandfather Charlie "Fiddlesticks" Schumer showed up for the Gunfight at the OK Corral armed with only a strongly worded letter.
This is the Democratic Party leadership's version of Donald Trump's "Two weeks! Two weeks!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is the Democratic Party leadership's version of Donald Trump's "Two weeks! Two weeks!"
I'm pretty sure most of them would say "no immigrants are eating us!" and also "F Trump!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm pretty sure most of them would say "no immigrants are eating us!" and also "F Trump!"
"I can't believe Donald Trump would do something so transparently corrupt!", said no one.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"I can't believe Donald Trump would do something so transparently corrupt!", said no one.
Factually inaccurate but it does feel like it
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Factually inaccurate but it does feel like it
"My tummy hurts."
- Mike Johnson, the second Congress reopens
- Mike Johnson, the second Congress reopens
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"My tummy hurts."
- Mike Johnson, the second Congress reopens
- Mike Johnson, the second Congress reopens
144 years ago today Chuck Schumer's great great grandfather Charlie "Fiddlesticks" Schumer showed up for the Gunfight at the OK Corral armed with only a strongly worded letter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
144 years ago today Chuck Schumer's great great grandfather Charlie "Fiddlesticks" Schumer showed up for the Gunfight at the OK Corral armed with only a strongly worded letter.
A kid in my class once made a battery out of a potato for the science fair...
P.E.I. has a LOT of delicious potatoes...
So I think it's obvious what this plan must be, and I approve.
P.E.I. has a LOT of delicious potatoes...
So I think it's obvious what this plan must be, and I approve.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A kid in my class once made a battery out of a potato for the science fair...
P.E.I. has a LOT of delicious potatoes...
So I think it's obvious what this plan must be, and I approve.
P.E.I. has a LOT of delicious potatoes...
So I think it's obvious what this plan must be, and I approve.