Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
@ronsparks.ca
Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
144 years ago today Chuck Schumer's great great grandfather Charlie "Fiddlesticks" Schumer showed up for the Gunfight at the OK Corral armed with only a strongly worded letter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
144 years ago today Chuck Schumer's great great grandfather Charlie "Fiddlesticks" Schumer showed up for the Gunfight at the OK Corral armed with only a strongly worded letter.
Donald Trump has been promising a fabulous "health care plan" since 2015.
Apparently it took him a decade to figure out how to say "people should just buy their own insurance."
Apparently it took him a decade to figure out how to say "people should just buy their own insurance."
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Donald Trump has been promising a fabulous "health care plan" since 2015.
Apparently it took him a decade to figure out how to say "people should just buy their own insurance."
Apparently it took him a decade to figure out how to say "people should just buy their own insurance."
Donald Trump reportedly wants the Washington Commanders to name their new stadium after him.
But I don't think this is a good look for an NFL football team:
But I don't think this is a good look for an NFL football team:
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Donald Trump reportedly wants the Washington Commanders to name their new stadium after him.
But I don't think this is a good look for an NFL football team:
But I don't think this is a good look for an NFL football team:
Every single White House reporter, and every reporter at any Donald Trump scrum, who fails to ask this obvious question until a real answer is given, should lose the right to call themselves journalists:
"HOW DID JOE BIDEN PLACE FBI AGENTS IN THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6 WHEN *YOU* WERE PRESIDENT?"
"HOW DID JOE BIDEN PLACE FBI AGENTS IN THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6 WHEN *YOU* WERE PRESIDENT?"
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Every single White House reporter, and every reporter at any Donald Trump scrum, who fails to ask this obvious question until a real answer is given, should lose the right to call themselves journalists:
"HOW DID JOE BIDEN PLACE FBI AGENTS IN THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6 WHEN *YOU* WERE PRESIDENT?"
"HOW DID JOE BIDEN PLACE FBI AGENTS IN THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6 WHEN *YOU* WERE PRESIDENT?"
So Looney-Tunes Laura Loomer is against Donald Trump's plan to give Qatar an air base in Idaho AND Meshugeneh Marjorie Taylor Greene blames his shutdown on the GOP?
It's just like they say: "Even brainless, insane, corrupt piece of trash broken clocks are right twice a day."
#uspoli #mtg #congress
It's just like they say: "Even brainless, insane, corrupt piece of trash broken clocks are right twice a day."
#uspoli #mtg #congress
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's game one for the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight. Usually a viewing priority, but not with the Blue Jays at the New York Yankees in game four of the ALDS.
These two have been in a tizzy since last night's loss. Let's close it out for our new kitties!
These two have been in a tizzy since last night's loss. Let's close it out for our new kitties!
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's game one for the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight. Usually a viewing priority, but not with the Blue Jays at the New York Yankees in game four of the ALDS.
These two have been in a tizzy since last night's loss. Let's close it out for our new kitties!
These two have been in a tizzy since last night's loss. Let's close it out for our new kitties!
Haven't posted much lately cuz I've been too busy watching the three little cuties we picked up from the shelter this week.
Had a quick cat nap before the Blue Jays / Yankees game.
#WantItAll
Had a quick cat nap before the Blue Jays / Yankees game.
#WantItAll
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Haven't posted much lately cuz I've been too busy watching the three little cuties we picked up from the shelter this week.
Had a quick cat nap before the Blue Jays / Yankees game.
#WantItAll
Had a quick cat nap before the Blue Jays / Yankees game.
#WantItAll
I say the Democrats should agree to support the bill forcing college campuses to erect statues of Charlie Kirk.
But only if every government building also has to put up one of these Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein BFF statues.
That's the kind of compromise that can really bring us back together.
But only if every government building also has to put up one of these Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein BFF statues.
That's the kind of compromise that can really bring us back together.
September 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I say the Democrats should agree to support the bill forcing college campuses to erect statues of Charlie Kirk.
But only if every government building also has to put up one of these Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein BFF statues.
That's the kind of compromise that can really bring us back together.
But only if every government building also has to put up one of these Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein BFF statues.
That's the kind of compromise that can really bring us back together.
This is a whole lot of words to say "I'll shut down the government and blame the Democrats."
#shutdown #fundingbill #governmentshutdown #budget #gop #trump #uspoli #vance #potus #house #jdvance #usa #reps #republican #senate #congress #republicans #democrat #donaldtrump
#shutdown #fundingbill #governmentshutdown #budget #gop #trump #uspoli #vance #potus #house #jdvance #usa #reps #republican #senate #congress #republicans #democrat #donaldtrump
September 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is a whole lot of words to say "I'll shut down the government and blame the Democrats."
#shutdown #fundingbill #governmentshutdown #budget #gop #trump #uspoli #vance #potus #house #jdvance #usa #reps #republican #senate #congress #republicans #democrat #donaldtrump
#shutdown #fundingbill #governmentshutdown #budget #gop #trump #uspoli #vance #potus #house #jdvance #usa #reps #republican #senate #congress #republicans #democrat #donaldtrump
And the Greek hoagie?
September 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
And the Greek hoagie?
Lisa Murkowski is a paperweight.
Actually worse. Paperweights are just useless - Alaska's senior senator actively works against the people in service to a corrupt administration.
She's posturing while covering up a pedophile ring's crimes.
#uspoli #alaska #senate #congress #epsteinfiles #epstein
Actually worse. Paperweights are just useless - Alaska's senior senator actively works against the people in service to a corrupt administration.
She's posturing while covering up a pedophile ring's crimes.
#uspoli #alaska #senate #congress #epsteinfiles #epstein
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The killing of Charlie Kirk is terrible. Not just because "murder is wrong" and he was a human being despite his politics.
His murder doesn't move the goalposts or halt MAGA's mission. Worse than that he's now a martyr to his cause.
HIS DEATH WILL BE USED TO JUSTIFY HAM-FISTED REPRISALS.
#uspoli
His murder doesn't move the goalposts or halt MAGA's mission. Worse than that he's now a martyr to his cause.
HIS DEATH WILL BE USED TO JUSTIFY HAM-FISTED REPRISALS.
#uspoli
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The killing of Charlie Kirk is terrible. Not just because "murder is wrong" and he was a human being despite his politics.
His murder doesn't move the goalposts or halt MAGA's mission. Worse than that he's now a martyr to his cause.
HIS DEATH WILL BE USED TO JUSTIFY HAM-FISTED REPRISALS.
#uspoli
His murder doesn't move the goalposts or halt MAGA's mission. Worse than that he's now a martyr to his cause.
HIS DEATH WILL BE USED TO JUSTIFY HAM-FISTED REPRISALS.
#uspoli
Was the "wonderful secrets"/"enigmas don't age" message not already creepy enough?
Conscious choice or not, Donald Trump drawing THIS female for his pedophile friend Jeffrey Epstein speaks volumes.
He even signed it in a super gross "I own this" way.
#donaldtrump #uspoli #jeffreyepstein #fbi #doj
Conscious choice or not, Donald Trump drawing THIS female for his pedophile friend Jeffrey Epstein speaks volumes.
He even signed it in a super gross "I own this" way.
#donaldtrump #uspoli #jeffreyepstein #fbi #doj
September 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Was the "wonderful secrets"/"enigmas don't age" message not already creepy enough?
Conscious choice or not, Donald Trump drawing THIS female for his pedophile friend Jeffrey Epstein speaks volumes.
He even signed it in a super gross "I own this" way.
#donaldtrump #uspoli #jeffreyepstein #fbi #doj
Conscious choice or not, Donald Trump drawing THIS female for his pedophile friend Jeffrey Epstein speaks volumes.
He even signed it in a super gross "I own this" way.
#donaldtrump #uspoli #jeffreyepstein #fbi #doj
Donald Trump's contribution to Jeffrey Epstein's 50th birthday book by Ghislaine Maxwell is out.
Go beyond his creepy message and consider his DRAWING. She has:
- No head to talk back with
- No arms to fight back
- No legs to run away
- Underdeveloped breasts
This is his ideal "woman?"
#uspoli
Go beyond his creepy message and consider his DRAWING. She has:
- No head to talk back with
- No arms to fight back
- No legs to run away
- Underdeveloped breasts
This is his ideal "woman?"
#uspoli
September 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Donald Trump's contribution to Jeffrey Epstein's 50th birthday book by Ghislaine Maxwell is out.
Go beyond his creepy message and consider his DRAWING. She has:
- No head to talk back with
- No arms to fight back
- No legs to run away
- Underdeveloped breasts
This is his ideal "woman?"
#uspoli
Go beyond his creepy message and consider his DRAWING. She has:
- No head to talk back with
- No arms to fight back
- No legs to run away
- Underdeveloped breasts
This is his ideal "woman?"
#uspoli
Well Donald Trump, you did the unthinkable. You're underwater on EVERY KEY ISSUE.
But hey, look at the bright side: at least you've got your health!
#uspoli #canpoli #polls #cdnpoli #donaldtrump #polling #maga #gop #congress #rfkjr #hhs #potus #rfk #economy #trade #approval #immigration #inflation
But hey, look at the bright side: at least you've got your health!
#uspoli #canpoli #polls #cdnpoli #donaldtrump #polling #maga #gop #congress #rfkjr #hhs #potus #rfk #economy #trade #approval #immigration #inflation
September 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Terrible news for the nine liberals who live in Mississippi and also have Bluesky accounts and also no ability to use a VPN for some reason:
August 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Terrible news for the nine liberals who live in Mississippi and also have Bluesky accounts and also no ability to use a VPN for some reason:
I'll smoke what she's smoking 🤪
(Karoline Leavitt is out. Her. Damn. Mind.)
#KarolineLeavitt #POTUS #USpoli
(Karoline Leavitt is out. Her. Damn. Mind.)
#KarolineLeavitt #POTUS #USpoli
August 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'll smoke what she's smoking 🤪
(Karoline Leavitt is out. Her. Damn. Mind.)
#KarolineLeavitt #POTUS #USpoli
(Karoline Leavitt is out. Her. Damn. Mind.)
#KarolineLeavitt #POTUS #USpoli
August 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Don't read too much into this "Alexandrovich freed to return to Israel despite being caught with child porn" thing...
It's just that he and Trump are good friends from their days hanging out on Jeffrey Epstein's pedo Island.
#EpsteinFiles #Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Israel #Netanyahu #Gaza
It's just that he and Trump are good friends from their days hanging out on Jeffrey Epstein's pedo Island.
#EpsteinFiles #Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Israel #Netanyahu #Gaza
August 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Don't read too much into this "Alexandrovich freed to return to Israel despite being caught with child porn" thing...
It's just that he and Trump are good friends from their days hanging out on Jeffrey Epstein's pedo Island.
#EpsteinFiles #Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Israel #Netanyahu #Gaza
It's just that he and Trump are good friends from their days hanging out on Jeffrey Epstein's pedo Island.
#EpsteinFiles #Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Israel #Netanyahu #Gaza
Since the super successful ceasefire talks in Alaska, Vladimir Putin has shown his sincerity for peace by launching Friendship Drones and Happiness Missiles like these every night.
And surprise surprise, President TACO still does nothing.
#slavaukraini #russia #vladimirputin #donaldtrump #ukraine
And surprise surprise, President TACO still does nothing.
#slavaukraini #russia #vladimirputin #donaldtrump #ukraine
August 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Since the super successful ceasefire talks in Alaska, Vladimir Putin has shown his sincerity for peace by launching Friendship Drones and Happiness Missiles like these every night.
And surprise surprise, President TACO still does nothing.
#slavaukraini #russia #vladimirputin #donaldtrump #ukraine
And surprise surprise, President TACO still does nothing.
#slavaukraini #russia #vladimirputin #donaldtrump #ukraine
First pics are coming in from Donald Trump's historic meeting with Vladimir Putin in Alaska.
So far it looks a lot like their meeting in Finland.
So far it looks a lot like their meeting in Finland.
August 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
First pics are coming in from Donald Trump's historic meeting with Vladimir Putin in Alaska.
So far it looks a lot like their meeting in Finland.
So far it looks a lot like their meeting in Finland.