I wish students understood how blech it feels to grade AI-generated essays with fake quotes and sources. It's the reading equivalent of the uncanny valley! Just constant walking through spiderwebs.

Love to step outside, take a deep breath, and wonder what the hell is on fire now (still New Jersey!)

Grading sprint starting...now. How many essays can I get through in an hour?

The best part of teaching at a STEM-oriented institution is when my presentation glitches and like ten students surround me to help troubleshoot