Tony
@rollingdoughnut.bsky.social
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Phillies, Crystal Palace, classical liberal
Every Trump moment is now this:
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every Trump moment is now this:
It’s taking far longer than it should, but Lindsey once knew the truth.
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s taking far longer than it should, but Lindsey once knew the truth.
Chet Donnelly has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Chet Donnelly has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Candy corn is good.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Candy corn is good.
Now I’ll have to see her signs all over Buffalo next summer because Western New York is littered with fools.
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Now I’ll have to see her signs all over Buffalo next summer because Western New York is littered with fools.
Some days I can’t tell if we’re journeying further from or closer to divinity.
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Some days I can’t tell if we’re journeying further from or closer to divinity.
“Ironic Trump” is hardly an improvement.
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“Ironic Trump” is hardly an improvement.
But recommending, “Here’s some A2 teachers you might like”?
I have a B1 certificate!
I have a B1 certificate!
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
But recommending, “Here’s some A2 teachers you might like”?
I have a B1 certificate!
I have a B1 certificate!
This was in jest, but I was foolish to think it was a silly hypothetical and that we’d get to choose the amount when he robbed us all.
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This was in jest, but I was foolish to think it was a silly hypothetical and that we’d get to choose the amount when he robbed us all.
They attack him for eating hamburgers.
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They attack him for eating hamburgers.
If you see this, QTP with a vampire that isn't dracula
October 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you see this, QTP with a vampire that isn't dracula
Body-shaming, which is an easier dunk than coming up with a burn for someone’s grotesque lack of moral character, is not a victory for anything other than expanding the already too-ample supply of people with poor moral character in society.
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Body-shaming, which is an easier dunk than coming up with a burn for someone’s grotesque lack of moral character, is not a victory for anything other than expanding the already too-ample supply of people with poor moral character in society.
They’re very much doing this.
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They’re very much doing this.
Freshman biology in college, the professor offered an explicitly optional lecture, then asked if you attended on an exam. It was optional, so I answered “no”. Minus four points.
All over again:
All over again:
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Freshman biology in college, the professor offered an explicitly optional lecture, then asked if you attended on an exam. It was optional, so I answered “no”. Minus four points.
All over again:
All over again:
Meditating until 6:08pm
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Meditating until 6:08pm
It’s embarrassing that this is real life right now.
October 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s embarrassing that this is real life right now.
This is the energy I need the Philadelphia Phillies to bring to Dodger Stadium tonight.
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is the energy I need the Philadelphia Phillies to bring to Dodger Stadium tonight.
This has been an infuriating part of my discussions with Trump-supporting family recently.
Them: “It hasn’t affected me…”
Me:
Them: “It hasn’t affected me…”
Me:
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This has been an infuriating part of my discussions with Trump-supporting family recently.
Them: “It hasn’t affected me…”
Me:
Them: “It hasn’t affected me…”
Me: