Doc Sedition
@rogermarshallmd.bsky.social
Parody account for a certain self-described "Husband, father, grandfather, doctor, and U.S. Senator for Kansas."
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Disclaimer: followers run the risk of having their points reinforced via parody.
Now that you mention the late, great Pat Buchanan - I kinda miss that "hatchet chop" thing he used to do with his hand whenever he was talking. <sniffle>
April 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Now that you mention the late, great Pat Buchanan - I kinda miss that "hatchet chop" thing he used to do with his hand whenever he was talking. <sniffle>
With respect, Rep. Cleaver, you clearly don't understand that, when wielded by Elon Musk, the chainsaw is actually a precision instrument for excising any and all fatty tissue that encases the cerebrum of our enlarged federal bureaucracy.
This isn't brain surgery...
This isn't brain surgery...
March 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
With respect, Rep. Cleaver, you clearly don't understand that, when wielded by Elon Musk, the chainsaw is actually a precision instrument for excising any and all fatty tissue that encases the cerebrum of our enlarged federal bureaucracy.
This isn't brain surgery...
This isn't brain surgery...
The photo below reminded me of that time when Deborah Birx adopted this posture during President Trump's first term, when he suggested people inject themselves with disinfectant to cure COVID.
I have no idea why President Trump surrounds himself with people who have such bad posture.
I have no idea why President Trump surrounds himself with people who have such bad posture.
February 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The photo below reminded me of that time when Deborah Birx adopted this posture during President Trump's first term, when he suggested people inject themselves with disinfectant to cure COVID.
I have no idea why President Trump surrounds himself with people who have such bad posture.
I have no idea why President Trump surrounds himself with people who have such bad posture.
Since this has been misinterpreted by the left as 'fascism', I wish President Trump would be a little more specific about what he's saving his country from, and what lawbreaking was required.
Otherwise, Americans might think the president is breaking the law just because SCOTUS said he can.
Otherwise, Americans might think the president is breaking the law just because SCOTUS said he can.
February 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Since this has been misinterpreted by the left as 'fascism', I wish President Trump would be a little more specific about what he's saving his country from, and what lawbreaking was required.
Otherwise, Americans might think the president is breaking the law just because SCOTUS said he can.
Otherwise, Americans might think the president is breaking the law just because SCOTUS said he can.
Just be sure to travel separately, Senator. Because...accidents 'appen, don't dey?...
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just be sure to travel separately, Senator. Because...accidents 'appen, don't dey?...
There's only one problem with that, Senator: that might make President Putin and his cronies mad.
And as we've all seen over the past eight years, if there's anything President Trump absolutely WON'T do, it's to make President Putin mad.
And as we've all seen over the past eight years, if there's anything President Trump absolutely WON'T do, it's to make President Putin mad.
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There's only one problem with that, Senator: that might make President Putin and his cronies mad.
And as we've all seen over the past eight years, if there's anything President Trump absolutely WON'T do, it's to make President Putin mad.
And as we've all seen over the past eight years, if there's anything President Trump absolutely WON'T do, it's to make President Putin mad.
Speaking as a parodist of the @RogerMarshallMD on Twitter, I've got nothin' to add here.
It's a good thing I'm not getting paid for this, or I'd feel I wasn't earning my pay.
It's a good thing I'm not getting paid for this, or I'd feel I wasn't earning my pay.
January 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Speaking as a parodist of the @RogerMarshallMD on Twitter, I've got nothin' to add here.
It's a good thing I'm not getting paid for this, or I'd feel I wasn't earning my pay.
It's a good thing I'm not getting paid for this, or I'd feel I wasn't earning my pay.
I could prescribe a cream for that. But to save you a trip to the pharmacy, here's a photo of Charlie Kirk:
January 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I could prescribe a cream for that. But to save you a trip to the pharmacy, here's a photo of Charlie Kirk:
Before I saw this from Mark Levin, I had no idea that the media fights which he and others at Fox News promote aren't resonating with their online audience. But the fact that Fox continues to promote such fights indicates that most of their audience still watches them via cable.
December 29, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Before I saw this from Mark Levin, I had no idea that the media fights which he and others at Fox News promote aren't resonating with their online audience. But the fact that Fox continues to promote such fights indicates that most of their audience still watches them via cable.
Frankly, I've been amazed that white MAGA Americans (but I repeat myself) have been able to accept an obviously brown person as a political leader at all. And beyond that, 'swamy' is right there in his name.
How could we Republicans EVER get elected without the abject stupidity of our voters? ;-)
How could we Republicans EVER get elected without the abject stupidity of our voters? ;-)
December 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Frankly, I've been amazed that white MAGA Americans (but I repeat myself) have been able to accept an obviously brown person as a political leader at all. And beyond that, 'swamy' is right there in his name.
How could we Republicans EVER get elected without the abject stupidity of our voters? ;-)
How could we Republicans EVER get elected without the abject stupidity of our voters? ;-)
Alternatively...
December 27, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Alternatively...
If so, he seems to have posted them anonymously.
December 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
If so, he seems to have posted them anonymously.
I recommend that everyone take this idea from President Musk one step further, and donate whatever you might have donated to Wikipedia directly to President Musk himself - since he clearly can deploy those dollars to "promote the general welfare" far more effectively than Wikipedia can.
December 26, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I recommend that everyone take this idea from President Musk one step further, and donate whatever you might have donated to Wikipedia directly to President Musk himself - since he clearly can deploy those dollars to "promote the general welfare" far more effectively than Wikipedia can.
Senator Paul is delusional if he thinks President Musk will allow him to have any new 'power'.
President Musk is more likely to use his own new power to have Senator Paul committed to the Home for the Permanently Bewildered.
President Musk is more likely to use his own new power to have Senator Paul committed to the Home for the Permanently Bewildered.
December 24, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Senator Paul is delusional if he thinks President Musk will allow him to have any new 'power'.
President Musk is more likely to use his own new power to have Senator Paul committed to the Home for the Permanently Bewildered.
President Musk is more likely to use his own new power to have Senator Paul committed to the Home for the Permanently Bewildered.
I was never competent enough in my former career as a physician for Senator Paul to have any desire to jail me.
Then again, who the hell cares what Senator Paul thinks, anyway? Certainly not Democrats. And not even us Republicans. Heck, even Leader McConnell ignores him - even when he's lucid.
Then again, who the hell cares what Senator Paul thinks, anyway? Certainly not Democrats. And not even us Republicans. Heck, even Leader McConnell ignores him - even when he's lucid.
December 23, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I was never competent enough in my former career as a physician for Senator Paul to have any desire to jail me.
Then again, who the hell cares what Senator Paul thinks, anyway? Certainly not Democrats. And not even us Republicans. Heck, even Leader McConnell ignores him - even when he's lucid.
Then again, who the hell cares what Senator Paul thinks, anyway? Certainly not Democrats. And not even us Republicans. Heck, even Leader McConnell ignores him - even when he's lucid.
Sometimes I wonder if my counterpart on the other site gives himself whiplash: below are his two consecutive tweets from two consecutive days.
December 22, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Sometimes I wonder if my counterpart on the other site gives himself whiplash: below are his two consecutive tweets from two consecutive days.
Pro tip for President Musk: if you continue to get first billing in headlines like this one, Vice President Trump will undoubtedly instigate a coup. He's done it before, and he'll do it again.
And remember, people died last time...
And remember, people died last time...
December 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Pro tip for President Musk: if you continue to get first billing in headlines like this one, Vice President Trump will undoubtedly instigate a coup. He's done it before, and he'll do it again.
And remember, people died last time...
And remember, people died last time...
No worries: Co-President Musk can easily receive a waiver from President Trump at any moment. All it takes is a waive of his magic Sharpie.
December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
No worries: Co-President Musk can easily receive a waiver from President Trump at any moment. All it takes is a waive of his magic Sharpie.
Sometimes, I'm embarrassed to be even a parody account for this moron...
December 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Sometimes, I'm embarrassed to be even a parody account for this moron...
This photo neatly encapsulates the value that the Republican party provides for the American people. American voters elected President Trump and Vice President Vance, and will be getting Co-President Musk for free.
No wonder the Harris/Walz ticket didn't win.
No wonder the Harris/Walz ticket didn't win.
December 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
This photo neatly encapsulates the value that the Republican party provides for the American people. American voters elected President Trump and Vice President Vance, and will be getting Co-President Musk for free.
No wonder the Harris/Walz ticket didn't win.
No wonder the Harris/Walz ticket didn't win.
Here's an illustrative example from my namesake there: he tediously casts himself as somehow part of the DOGE club via "DOGE has *our* work cut out for us."
He's always trying to be one of the "cool kids" in the Trump cult. Which, in the case of DOGE, makes him second-order tedious.
He's always trying to be one of the "cool kids" in the Trump cult. Which, in the case of DOGE, makes him second-order tedious.
December 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Here's an illustrative example from my namesake there: he tediously casts himself as somehow part of the DOGE club via "DOGE has *our* work cut out for us."
He's always trying to be one of the "cool kids" in the Trump cult. Which, in the case of DOGE, makes him second-order tedious.
He's always trying to be one of the "cool kids" in the Trump cult. Which, in the case of DOGE, makes him second-order tedious.
My counterpart on X is maneuvering to claim credit for DOGE by saying "@DOGE has OUR work cut out for us" (emphasis added).
But I'll take that a step further: when I was an OB/GYN, I personally delivered both Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy into this world.
So, DOGE wouldn't even exist without me!
But I'll take that a step further: when I was an OB/GYN, I personally delivered both Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy into this world.
So, DOGE wouldn't even exist without me!
December 16, 2024 at 3:32 PM
My counterpart on X is maneuvering to claim credit for DOGE by saying "@DOGE has OUR work cut out for us" (emphasis added).
But I'll take that a step further: when I was an OB/GYN, I personally delivered both Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy into this world.
So, DOGE wouldn't even exist without me!
But I'll take that a step further: when I was an OB/GYN, I personally delivered both Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy into this world.
So, DOGE wouldn't even exist without me!
Whenever your read this kind of (implied) condemnation of RFK Jr heading the Department of Health and Human Services, please bear in mind this key lesson from "Some Like It Hot":
"Well, nobody's perfect."
"Well, nobody's perfect."
December 13, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Whenever your read this kind of (implied) condemnation of RFK Jr heading the Department of Health and Human Services, please bear in mind this key lesson from "Some Like It Hot":
"Well, nobody's perfect."
"Well, nobody's perfect."
American voters just elected the candidate on the right.
December 12, 2024 at 11:34 PM
American voters just elected the candidate on the right.
I guess Christopher Wray didn't learn the reason lesson of Joe and Mika that making life a little easier for President Trump is likely to be rewarded by a slap in the face.
What part of 'sociopath' don't they understand?...
What part of 'sociopath' don't they understand?...
December 11, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I guess Christopher Wray didn't learn the reason lesson of Joe and Mika that making life a little easier for President Trump is likely to be rewarded by a slap in the face.
What part of 'sociopath' don't they understand?...
What part of 'sociopath' don't they understand?...