Do you ever feel like we are running out of words to describe ::gestures broadly at everything:: ALL THIS? Because I do. I’m surprised a whole new word hasn’t just evolved out of this.

Well, this just became my new favorite account…

Please, no. Digg (remember them?) said that the worst thing they ever did was go public. For all the money it brought in, every four months you had to turn everything over to an anonymous gang of people who you’d never meet but who would tell you exactly what to do with your company or throw you out

So she *DOES* have a threshold?!?

Well, it is *now*.

Here’s a fun trick: start a new X account (use burner email) on a brand new device, and guess whose name is the *FIRST* suggested person to follow? The algorithm starts with him. That’s all he wants. A personal fan club that agrees with everything he thinks.

Any businesses out there tired of being jerked around yet?

And as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show on Monday night, the “awful deal” with Canada that Trump was rhetorically asking “who agreed to this terrible deal?” was HIM. In 2018. In place of NAFTA. There are photos of him signing it and recordings of him saying it was the best deal EVER. #OMFG

Kyle, I know you’re in a hurry to break this story, but please turn autocorrect back ON.

Guess he’d need a really good touch on the deep ball to get out early. #MichaelVick