Rockin’ Riker
@rockinriker.bsky.social
Commander. Lover. Chair Enthusiast.
Exactly. He needs to LEARN.
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Exactly. He needs to LEARN.
No that’s Lazlo’s thing
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
No that’s Lazlo’s thing
Thank you! That took some work.
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Thank you! That took some work.
Indeed! Good eye!
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Indeed! Good eye!
Oh it all makes sense. TOTAL SENSE.
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh it all makes sense. TOTAL SENSE.
I’m sorry, what did you say? I was distracted by all this erotic topiary!!
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m sorry, what did you say? I was distracted by all this erotic topiary!!
It will be absolutely top secret Chief. Well, until the explosion.
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It will be absolutely top secret Chief. Well, until the explosion.
Sorry, that’s classified.
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sorry, that’s classified.
I never shave it. I braid it.
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I never shave it. I braid it.
Not until I have truly learned it!!
October 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Not until I have truly learned it!!
Those are all empty
October 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Those are all empty
Oh believe me, it’s there.
BELIEVE ME.
BELIEVE ME.
September 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh believe me, it’s there.
BELIEVE ME.
BELIEVE ME.
No. No this is unrelated.
September 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
No. No this is unrelated.
Truly a mystery Chief
September 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Truly a mystery Chief
Ha! Oh you know Jay. Sometimes you gotta play it low key.
Speaking of playing.
::raises trombone::
Speaking of playing.
::raises trombone::
September 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ha! Oh you know Jay. Sometimes you gotta play it low key.
Speaking of playing.
::raises trombone::
Speaking of playing.
::raises trombone::
WRITE IT DOWN DATA
September 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
WRITE IT DOWN DATA
Don’t worry O’Brien, I’ve got this. If I get nude, my chest hair will deflect the tacos!! YES I HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NUDE FOR IT TO WORK DO NOT QUESTION ME
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Don’t worry O’Brien, I’ve got this. If I get nude, my chest hair will deflect the tacos!! YES I HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NUDE FOR IT TO WORK DO NOT QUESTION ME