Rockies Haiku
@rockieshaiku.bsky.social
I needed to join
to convince our dumb owner
to sell the damn team ||
to convince our dumb owner
to sell the damn team ||
the colorado rockies 2026 world series campaign starts NOW
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
negative four twelve
that’s over twice as many
as the next worst team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku
that’s over twice as many
as the next worst team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The Colorado Rockies just became the third team in the last 86 seasons to to allow 1,000 runs in a season.
September 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The NL West is incredible, 4 out of 5 teams have a positive run differential but the combined run differential is -200 thanks to the Rockies
August 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
there are Rox fans here
but the excitement has waned
due to Dick Monfort ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteamdick
but the excitement has waned
due to Dick Monfort ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteamdick
I can name only two accounts that post about the Rockies and one basically just tracks their losses. 🤣
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
there are Rox fans here
but the excitement has waned
due to Dick Monfort ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteamdick
but the excitement has waned
due to Dick Monfort ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteamdick
two thousand seven
hundred and eighty-seven
losses for this team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
hundred and eighty-seven
losses for this team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
August 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
two thousand seven
hundred and eighty-seven
losses for this team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
hundred and eighty-seven
losses for this team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
Forty-five to six
not a college football score
Blue Jays at Rockies ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
not a college football score
Blue Jays at Rockies ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
August 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Forty-five to six
not a college football score
Blue Jays at Rockies ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
not a college football score
Blue Jays at Rockies ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
August 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The #Rockies will officially have a losing record in 2025.
August 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In lieu of a starter pack, I just searched taco’s and started following people.
August 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
August 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
August 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
here we go again
former Rockie succeeding
once he leaves our team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
former Rockie succeeding
once he leaves our team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
Walk-off winner for Ryan McMahon in his fifth game with the New York Yankees.
Since coming over from the Rockies on July 25, RyMac is 6-for-17 (.353) with 4 RBI and a .947 OPS in the Bronx.
Since coming over from the Rockies on July 25, RyMac is 6-for-17 (.353) with 4 RBI and a .947 OPS in the Bronx.
July 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
here we go again
former Rockie succeeding
once he leaves our team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
former Rockie succeeding
once he leaves our team ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam
Walker Monfort here:
I’m intrigued but would you change
last name to “Monfort”? ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku
I’m intrigued but would you change
last name to “Monfort”? ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku
GM of the Colorado Rockies
What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at?
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
July 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
stink amplifiers
were turned up to eleven
one louder than ten ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #ThisIsSpinalTap
were turned up to eleven
one louder than ten ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #ThisIsSpinalTap
look all i ask of the rockies is if they’re gonna stink, they need to stink out loud. they’re doing it tonight
July 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
stink amplifiers
were turned up to eleven
one louder than ten ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #ThisIsSpinalTap
were turned up to eleven
one louder than ten ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #ThisIsSpinalTap
Taco in my hand 🌮
Sauce drips, chaos unfolds,
Napkins wave goodbye 😱
#haiku #tacotime #foodfail
Sauce drips, chaos unfolds,
Napkins wave goodbye 😱
#haiku #tacotime #foodfail
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
