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Introducing a new music service, Tapedeck. Our goal is to make a penny per play the floor, rather than the ceiling, for streaming royalties.
Introducing Tapedeck: A Music Service That Pays Artists What They Want
by Tim Quirk Zedge is pleased to announce the launch of Tapedeck, a new music download store and streaming service whose not-so-humble goal is to make a penny per play the floor, rather than the ceil...
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Get all todays Carolina Panthers game info and chatter in the Carolina Panthers newsfeed

#KeepPounding #NFL #ATLvsCAR #Panthers

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September 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Looking forward to 2026 on #HBO:

* Game of Thrones prequel A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is scheduled to premiere in January 2026

* House of the Dragon Season 3 is targeted to premiere in summer 2026

* Industry Season 4 is expected for January 2026
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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#KeepPounding

Get all your Carolina Panthers news and commentary in the Carolina Panthers news feed (pin and like it!)

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September 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Politicians, journalists and attorneys, in particular, should be paying more careful attention to their information security. A few quick hits in a short thread…
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Stop threatening and just do it—Iranian-linked hackers claim to have 100 gigabytes of emails tied to the White House.
July 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Din Tai Fung makes $27.4m per location, twice the AUV of the 2nd closest chain

IOW, the average DTF location would rank as the 15th-largest stand-alone restaurant in the country

#FoodSky

www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/financing/so...
This soup dumpling chain has the industry's highest AUVs, and it's not even close
Din Tai Fung’s per-restaurant average of $27.4 million is nearly two times higher than the next closest brand, an astounding feat for a
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September 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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official (not my email) source, thanks @zunderscore.tv for the link:

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September 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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FYI: if you want to know only the final scores and nothing else, you can follow @nflscorigamiscores.bsky.social. It will repost the final score of each game.
September 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Random google says that all Panthers fans are invited tonight to Locals Bar and Package in Jacksonville, 7p

#PanthersNation will be "hanging out, cold drinks flowing, and good vibes guaranteed"

#KeepPounding #CARvJAX #CARvJAC

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September 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The rights to TMJ's 2nd LP have reverted to the band, so we are pleased to announce this super deluxe reissue, with 19 (!) bonus tracks.

Too Much Joy, indeed.
Son of Sam I Am (Tommy's Version), by Too Much Joy
34 track album
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September 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK.

Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.

Please share here and everywhere!

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September 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Guinness World Records is celebrating its 70th anniversary by giving regular folks a way to get into a list of their famous accomplishments — offering some unclaimed potential titles and creating an online quiz to help readers match personality types to possible records.
Ever dream of having an entry in the Guinness World Records? Here's how to do it.
Guinness World Records is celebrating its 70th anniversary by inviting regular folks to attempt unique records.
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September 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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If Han Solo's best friend drove a train while snacking on some Wrigley's and having to decide what to have for dinner, he'd be a...

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August 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Words like “rizzler” and “skibidi” are finding a foothold in the lexicon. Are you fluent?
What's 'skibidi'? Test your knowledge of the latest tween slang
From TikTok to the kitchen table, words like 'skibidi,' 'sigma' and 'rizzler' are finding a foothold in the American lexicon. Test your knowledge with this AP news quiz.
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August 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Are you casually watching Dropout's GAME CHANGERS?

Seems like there's more to the current season than meets the eye

"The only way to learn is by playing. The only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning" 📺
It’s Been Here the Whole Time: The Boy Who Cried “Dropout ARG” | ARGNet: Alternate Reality Gaming Network
Game Changer's last episode of season 7 launched an ARG through Dropout's minigames that may just unlock the "real" finale. Although Dropout fans thought they found ARGs the last two seasons too...
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August 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM