Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

I should be shot, for the emails I've sent,

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

58 days sober from substack abuse

I’m about to begin my three day long journey to the writers workshop - hopefully my wife and son don’t get confused about my status as a living person and also good luck fighting off all these suitors while I’m gone!

God bless South Park!

Been thinking and laughing about this for a long time. Raked over the coals. They were thinking of “raked over the coals”.

I prefer to think of the song WAP as being about the weak anthropic principle.

Neither a bucket nor a mop could exist without a universe in which buckets and mops can exist.

Poetry is where the real sickos are at. The ones who truly dgaf yet simultaneously g the most f

The abstraction of “fearing” God - no matter what you mean by the word fear; to imply reverence or separation anxiety or respect - is a dangerous and malignant (albeit…abstract) relationship no matter how you spin it.

whenever i email a professor i smoke a cigarette at the same time so that sunk cost fallacy and self-fulfilling prophecy ensures 11 minutes of my life are truly lost no matter what.

You can call them "flunkeys," "lackeys," or "sycophants." It's really just a matter of yesmenclature.

Bluesky is fun because you can post something like, "I could really go for a hot dog right now" and some dude you don't follow will reply, "Kissinger was the architect of Operation Menu! He should have died in The Hague!"

these poets are teaching me radical kindness over and over again forever ALREADY.