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Cas mir-Caph iykyk
Cas mir-Caph iykyk
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
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My father's final message
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
My father's final message
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one major flaw in the jubilee format is that they fill the room full of subliterate mooncalfs
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
one major flaw in the jubilee format is that they fill the room full of subliterate mooncalfs
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"Buckley's Mixture: It tastes awful. And it works."
Year: 1990
Ad For: Buckley’s Cough Syrup
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Year: 1990
Ad For: Buckley’s Cough Syrup
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November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Buckley's Mixture: It tastes awful. And it works."
Year: 1990
Ad For: Buckley’s Cough Syrup
Requested by: @chancelevelzero.bsky.social
Year: 1990
Ad For: Buckley’s Cough Syrup
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having a night grill
listening to the sounds of my yard as I sit like a statue
the sound is many rats
listening to the sounds of my yard as I sit like a statue
the sound is many rats
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
having a night grill
listening to the sounds of my yard as I sit like a statue
the sound is many rats
listening to the sounds of my yard as I sit like a statue
the sound is many rats
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Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:
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disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill
January 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
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It is funny that this paper (on rhyming prompts supposedly "jailbreaking" LLMs more successfully than prose) begins by alluding to Plato's republic making poetry illegal, which I presume is also going to be the policy response to wide adoption of this type of attack against slop machines.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It is funny that this paper (on rhyming prompts supposedly "jailbreaking" LLMs more successfully than prose) begins by alluding to Plato's republic making poetry illegal, which I presume is also going to be the policy response to wide adoption of this type of attack against slop machines.
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butterflies, while beautiful, have very low HP
September 1, 2023 at 4:39 PM
butterflies, while beautiful, have very low HP
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when you get a job at the new york times they hit you with pipes until you say that you love harry potter
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
when you get a job at the new york times they hit you with pipes until you say that you love harry potter
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Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
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David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
David Cross folks.
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The bees have discovered Brutalism
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The bees have discovered Brutalism
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
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Chotiner: So you chose to kill your slavewomen as well as the suitors who had taken over your home. Why?
Odysseus: Well, I was in a frenzy understandably, plus they had probably slept with the suitors.
C: Ah. And as slaves did they do this voluntarily?
O: I didn’t ask because
C: They were dead?
Odysseus: Well, I was in a frenzy understandably, plus they had probably slept with the suitors.
C: Ah. And as slaves did they do this voluntarily?
O: I didn’t ask because
C: They were dead?
Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.
September 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Chotiner: So you chose to kill your slavewomen as well as the suitors who had taken over your home. Why?
Odysseus: Well, I was in a frenzy understandably, plus they had probably slept with the suitors.
C: Ah. And as slaves did they do this voluntarily?
O: I didn’t ask because
C: They were dead?
Odysseus: Well, I was in a frenzy understandably, plus they had probably slept with the suitors.
C: Ah. And as slaves did they do this voluntarily?
O: I didn’t ask because
C: They were dead?
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
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Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
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i have zero notes
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i have zero notes
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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dictator: whats going on
advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin
dictator: and the rebels?
advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in
advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin
dictator: and the rebels?
advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in
September 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
dictator: whats going on
advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin
dictator: and the rebels?
advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in
advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin
dictator: and the rebels?
advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in
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exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
May 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.