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Part man. Part machine. All ANT! 🐜

𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖌𝖔, 𝖎𝖑 ✶✶✶✶
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The first rule of MakeOutClub is never stop talking about how much we all miss MakeOutClub
Damn RIP Frank Gehry. Chicago summers are defined by concerts and movies at the Jay Pritzker Pavilion on a beautiful hot summer night.

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Frank Gehry on The Simpsons
YouTube video by Environ Architecture, Inc.
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December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Damn okay Kasey's bar you don't have to go this hard on a Tuesday night. #ForeverPlaylist
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So many people ask why I don't drive or don't have a car... It's the same reason why I don't want kids because.... [REDACTED]
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You know that scene in Logan when Wolverine gets that drug and is just kicking ass like he was 20 years younger. That's me when The Faint plays live. I'm dancing / moshing so hard.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Another thing that was great about the #IndieSleaze era was the lack of good camera phones but the excess of party photographers. Some good / some bad and the pick-me-but-im-too-cool to be photographed attitude. And some amazing candid shots and the most dutch angles it could break your neck.
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just gonna go up to any Christian conservative wearing a cross and ask them to name 3 Justice songs. ✞ #ChristianClub #IndieSleaze #Bloghaus #HipsterRunoff
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
An old Columbia kid and the first "Columbia" bar I ever went to after my Fiction I class with my teacher
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Seeing Thomas Bangalter come out of seclusion and DJ with a Gremlins movie sweater on is just great. Also gives me hope of him doing more DJ sets solo or b2b.
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Well son your Dad has the opportunity to invest in a Rolex for you... Instead he got this. You'll understand later in life after the 3rd Impact.
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EVANGELION 30th Anniversary × G-SHOCK | GA110EVA307A
YouTube video by gshockus
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October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nothing I love more than a major music fest telling twitter bigots to eat their whole ass. This is why we need more independent fests. Everything is so homogenized. Owned by like the same 3 major corporations. Lollapalooza would never. 🤣 Keep it real @riotfest.bsky.social fight the good fight. 🤘
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Saying this now so it's on the record @riotfest.bsky.social next celebrity obsession is Bronson Pinchot AKA Balki Bartokomous. We need a Perfect Strangers reunion. #RiotFest #PerfectStrangers #Balki #BalkiBartokomous #BronsonPinchot
September 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wearing my Akira shirt I've heard the best one sentence Gen-Z plot summary.

"AKIRA: The ultimate crash-out"

Siskel and Ebert couldn't have said it better. *chefs kiss*
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I really want to know what people think happens in Chicago. To call it Chiraq or Chipocalypse. Y'all have no idea, keep Chicago outcha damn mouth. ✶✶✶✶
September 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Been getting a lot of emails from websites, that they updated their terms and conditions. Aka were about to pull some bullshit on the public and there's nothing you can do about it.
September 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
About to be a TouchTunes™ Terrorist 🏴
August 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A short One-Act bar story, in three parts.
- bar turns on TouchTunes™ and playlist is immediately filled by locals
- At the last second I pay extra to skip the queue and play Nine Inch Nails "as alive as you need me to be"
- bar unplugs the TouchTunes™
[END]
August 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Flag Humor part 1: Spank has his day in Court (Mr. Show)
YouTube video by Bill M
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August 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Movie pitch idea: an A24 movie remake of "Cocoon" but instead of a pool it's a warehouse/club in the early 80s in Chicago house/warehouse scene where the older patrons steal the youth of the younger patrons via dance and the DJ. That's the plot of Cocoon right? LoL
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why is everyone in Chicago gorgeous?! Shout out SummerDance. ♥️ Y'all beautiful out here dancing.
August 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Where I also want my ashes spread when I die, The Spirit of Music Garden dancefloor. Because it truly brings people together of all backgrounds. It's the ideal dance/club night. Everyone is admitted. No cover. It's a mythical and magical place for me.
August 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nothing beats being a degenerate gutterpunk in the park on a nice summer day. No joke a perfect date. Sometimes you just gotta take yourself out. #SelfCare #TreatYoSelf
August 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pregaming in Millennium Park and why is the line for Pride and Prejudice longer than NIN.
August 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Definitely gonna need a drink after work today. 🍻
August 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Alien Earth using TV on the Radio song right off the bat, like did I make this? I don't remember making this. Like stop stealing my dreams Wayland Yutani / Fox Disney
August 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I'm an Chicago house head Unc trapped in a Chicago Industrial club kid body. UNC AL?
August 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM