This is totally me energy, right here.

He who fights with monsters, like seven books in. lol

You need to at least have watched Tamers.

It's gonna be the candy piece that slips through the couch cushions that I find six years later, give it a dubious look, and then probably still eat it.

What

You sound like you're propositioning me for sex

Fucking finally. Putting together outfits is going to be so much better.

Only if you think that it makes them actual children. It's just a label for the level their current form is. It generally isn't tied to their age—even digimon who evolve naturally can revert to prior forms if hurt/exhausted—and as Renamon herself points out in Tamers digimon don't have a sex/gender.

"Oh no, he's an Ultimate digimon!"

Oh no! Which one? The tension in the scene sort of hinges on me knowing.

They're a race of goo people who can eat bodies and then create a body over the bones, mimicking the person's shape. They generally need some sort of bone structure, even a fake one to take on a form. Though they don't really eat live people, to my knowledge.