Melodramatic Trash Mammal
@robincoyote.bsky.social
Lv 35 - He/Him - Asexual - NY, USA - Hungry - Often depressed - ADHD, sometimes forget to respond or reach out. NO RP
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Hey there, my name's Robin to most people, but I don't mind Hades or Saian(pron. Cyan) either.
I'm shy and awkward but feel free to reach out to me here or at robincoyote on Telegram(pref.) or discord.
Featured are characters in order: Robin (coyote), Hades (folf), Saian(Ventura, custom species).
I'm shy and awkward but feel free to reach out to me here or at robincoyote on Telegram(pref.) or discord.
Featured are characters in order: Robin (coyote), Hades (folf), Saian(Ventura, custom species).
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I swear. Every time.
I sweep the floor. It looks great. I put the broom back and turn around.
There's detritus all over the floor again. It wasn't there seconds ago.
HOW
I sweep the floor. It looks great. I put the broom back and turn around.
There's detritus all over the floor again. It wasn't there seconds ago.
HOW
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I swear. Every time.
I sweep the floor. It looks great. I put the broom back and turn around.
There's detritus all over the floor again. It wasn't there seconds ago.
HOW
I sweep the floor. It looks great. I put the broom back and turn around.
There's detritus all over the floor again. It wasn't there seconds ago.
HOW
#vore Waking up the morning after and feeling sick to my stomach. "What was I thinking? I can't believe I ate them. They're gone, forever, and it feels—"
Only to let loose with a loud belch that goes on forever. BWUOOORRRPPP ☠️
"Nevermind. It was gas, not guilt. I feel great."
Only to let loose with a loud belch that goes on forever. BWUOOORRRPPP ☠️
"Nevermind. It was gas, not guilt. I feel great."
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#vore Waking up the morning after and feeling sick to my stomach. "What was I thinking? I can't believe I ate them. They're gone, forever, and it feels—"
Only to let loose with a loud belch that goes on forever. BWUOOORRRPPP ☠️
"Nevermind. It was gas, not guilt. I feel great."
Only to let loose with a loud belch that goes on forever. BWUOOORRRPPP ☠️
"Nevermind. It was gas, not guilt. I feel great."
Ugh, nothing I hate more than crawling around on the floor desperately checking connections inside my desktop. How does a HDD even get unplugged???
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ugh, nothing I hate more than crawling around on the floor desperately checking connections inside my desktop. How does a HDD even get unplugged???
#vore Hugging and comforting my anxious, upset friend and letting them sink into my soft, noisy tummy.
Withholding the knowledge that their missing boyfriend is much closer than they think.
Withholding the knowledge that their missing boyfriend is much closer than they think.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
#vore Hugging and comforting my anxious, upset friend and letting them sink into my soft, noisy tummy.
Withholding the knowledge that their missing boyfriend is much closer than they think.
Withholding the knowledge that their missing boyfriend is much closer than they think.
#macro #vore I wanna roll up on a rich neighborhood—big enough to sit comfortably in a half-acre—and just stomp some rich dude's mansion into the ground. Then I wanna sit down and chow down on the rubble, shoving one big pawful into my mouth at a time, like I'm enjoying a mukbang.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reading a book. Hot or horrifying?
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reading a book. Hot or horrifying?
I work for a smallish Christian company. A customer is getting audited and they wanted to know what password parameters, lockout settings, & MFA requirements are.
To my absolute fucking horror, "thoughts and prayers and your password needs to be six characters long" is the full answer.
HOLY SHIT.
To my absolute fucking horror, "thoughts and prayers and your password needs to be six characters long" is the full answer.
HOLY SHIT.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I work for a smallish Christian company. A customer is getting audited and they wanted to know what password parameters, lockout settings, & MFA requirements are.
To my absolute fucking horror, "thoughts and prayers and your password needs to be six characters long" is the full answer.
HOLY SHIT.
To my absolute fucking horror, "thoughts and prayers and your password needs to be six characters long" is the full answer.
HOLY SHIT.
Holy shit. Today's TUESDAY?
It feels like it should be Wednesday or Thursday.
FUCK.
It feels like it should be Wednesday or Thursday.
FUCK.
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Holy shit. Today's TUESDAY?
It feels like it should be Wednesday or Thursday.
FUCK.
It feels like it should be Wednesday or Thursday.
FUCK.
My job wants me to complete Anti-Money Laundering Training.
What
What
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My job wants me to complete Anti-Money Laundering Training.
What
What
Me looking at a new book series: I'm not sure I want to start you. What if you turn out to be a waste of time?
The book: There's a buff anthro lion dude only a few chapters in.
Me: Fucking sold.
The book: There's a buff anthro lion dude only a few chapters in.
Me: Fucking sold.
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Me looking at a new book series: I'm not sure I want to start you. What if you turn out to be a waste of time?
The book: There's a buff anthro lion dude only a few chapters in.
Me: Fucking sold.
The book: There's a buff anthro lion dude only a few chapters in.
Me: Fucking sold.
I love the Digimon Adventure crew. They're all fashion disasters.
Yamato rocking his sleeveless turtleneck.
Sora with her weird helmet beanie.
Mimi dressed like she's a waitress at a cowboy-themed Japanese restaurant.
Then Takeru—what was up with his helmet? Why did it have a huge-ass gem on it?
Yamato rocking his sleeveless turtleneck.
Sora with her weird helmet beanie.
Mimi dressed like she's a waitress at a cowboy-themed Japanese restaurant.
Then Takeru—what was up with his helmet? Why did it have a huge-ass gem on it?
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I love the Digimon Adventure crew. They're all fashion disasters.
Yamato rocking his sleeveless turtleneck.
Sora with her weird helmet beanie.
Mimi dressed like she's a waitress at a cowboy-themed Japanese restaurant.
Then Takeru—what was up with his helmet? Why did it have a huge-ass gem on it?
Yamato rocking his sleeveless turtleneck.
Sora with her weird helmet beanie.
Mimi dressed like she's a waitress at a cowboy-themed Japanese restaurant.
Then Takeru—what was up with his helmet? Why did it have a huge-ass gem on it?
The issue with rewatching all the digimon shows is dealing with: In-Training > Rookie > Champion > Ultimate > Mega
I grew up watching fansubs—they used the real translation: Baby > Child > Adult > Perfect > Ultimate
When the subs say Ultimate I never know what level they're fucking talking about.
I grew up watching fansubs—they used the real translation: Baby > Child > Adult > Perfect > Ultimate
When the subs say Ultimate I never know what level they're fucking talking about.
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The issue with rewatching all the digimon shows is dealing with: In-Training > Rookie > Champion > Ultimate > Mega
I grew up watching fansubs—they used the real translation: Baby > Child > Adult > Perfect > Ultimate
When the subs say Ultimate I never know what level they're fucking talking about.
I grew up watching fansubs—they used the real translation: Baby > Child > Adult > Perfect > Ultimate
When the subs say Ultimate I never know what level they're fucking talking about.
If you're going to sit there and tell someone that they have no idea how to do the job they do every day for 8 hours a day at least make sure you're right.
Fuck. Wasted an hour troubleshooting a problem because a customer was so convinced they were right I doubted my own knowledge. They were wrong.
Fuck. Wasted an hour troubleshooting a problem because a customer was so convinced they were right I doubted my own knowledge. They were wrong.
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you're going to sit there and tell someone that they have no idea how to do the job they do every day for 8 hours a day at least make sure you're right.
Fuck. Wasted an hour troubleshooting a problem because a customer was so convinced they were right I doubted my own knowledge. They were wrong.
Fuck. Wasted an hour troubleshooting a problem because a customer was so convinced they were right I doubted my own knowledge. They were wrong.
He's kinda cute.
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
He's kinda cute.
Why is there vore in the new Digimon. Why are these yeens saying vore predator shit.
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Why is there vore in the new Digimon. Why are these yeens saying vore predator shit.
Why do the new digimon look like someone's fursona cameoing in a visual novel
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Why do the new digimon look like someone's fursona cameoing in a visual novel
Customer: "When using your system, is there any way to see what's in an attachment before I attach it?"
What. You just...you attach the file you want to attach. You just see the filename, mostly, I guess?
"Yes, but we name all our files the same."
How. Why.
What. You just...you attach the file you want to attach. You just see the filename, mostly, I guess?
"Yes, but we name all our files the same."
How. Why.
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Customer: "When using your system, is there any way to see what's in an attachment before I attach it?"
What. You just...you attach the file you want to attach. You just see the filename, mostly, I guess?
"Yes, but we name all our files the same."
How. Why.
What. You just...you attach the file you want to attach. You just see the filename, mostly, I guess?
"Yes, but we name all our files the same."
How. Why.
I love working for companies who make announcements to customers first and then further to tell us until halfway through the day.
I love looking like an idiot giving a dozen customers wrong answers because they're talking about an email they received that I know nothing about.
I love looking like an idiot giving a dozen customers wrong answers because they're talking about an email they received that I know nothing about.
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love working for companies who make announcements to customers first and then further to tell us until halfway through the day.
I love looking like an idiot giving a dozen customers wrong answers because they're talking about an email they received that I know nothing about.
I love looking like an idiot giving a dozen customers wrong answers because they're talking about an email they received that I know nothing about.
#vore If somebody told me that I could reform my friends just once and only once, and they were gone forever if I ate them again...
I'd be so happy. I've always said my only regret when eating friends was not getting to have seconds. *drooling dopey, satisfied grin*
I'd be so happy. I've always said my only regret when eating friends was not getting to have seconds. *drooling dopey, satisfied grin*
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
#vore If somebody told me that I could reform my friends just once and only once, and they were gone forever if I ate them again...
I'd be so happy. I've always said my only regret when eating friends was not getting to have seconds. *drooling dopey, satisfied grin*
I'd be so happy. I've always said my only regret when eating friends was not getting to have seconds. *drooling dopey, satisfied grin*
I'm thinking of running a Pathfinder 2e adventure path.
The one I picked looks fun, though the main plot twist of the entire adventure is printed on page 1 of the first book & integral to the plot, so I'm kinda worried it'd be easy for players to spoil themselves. But also its what made me pick it.
The one I picked looks fun, though the main plot twist of the entire adventure is printed on page 1 of the first book & integral to the plot, so I'm kinda worried it'd be easy for players to spoil themselves. But also its what made me pick it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm thinking of running a Pathfinder 2e adventure path.
The one I picked looks fun, though the main plot twist of the entire adventure is printed on page 1 of the first book & integral to the plot, so I'm kinda worried it'd be easy for players to spoil themselves. But also its what made me pick it.
The one I picked looks fun, though the main plot twist of the entire adventure is printed on page 1 of the first book & integral to the plot, so I'm kinda worried it'd be easy for players to spoil themselves. But also its what made me pick it.
#vore "But we're friends, right? You'd never eat *me.*"
Me with a suspiciously friend-shaped belly: "Hur-URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP. ☠️ Nah man. You're far too important to me. You're definitely going to be the exception."
(They won't be the exception.)
Me with a suspiciously friend-shaped belly: "Hur-URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP. ☠️ Nah man. You're far too important to me. You're definitely going to be the exception."
(They won't be the exception.)
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
#vore "But we're friends, right? You'd never eat *me.*"
Me with a suspiciously friend-shaped belly: "Hur-URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP. ☠️ Nah man. You're far too important to me. You're definitely going to be the exception."
(They won't be the exception.)
Me with a suspiciously friend-shaped belly: "Hur-URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP. ☠️ Nah man. You're far too important to me. You're definitely going to be the exception."
(They won't be the exception.)
Yeah. I fucking love it. ♥♥♥
October 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Yeah. I fucking love it. ♥♥♥
Zealous? A goth phase? No son of m—
Oh shit I've become my parents.
Oh shit I've become my parents.
October 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Zealous? A goth phase? No son of m—
Oh shit I've become my parents.
Oh shit I've become my parents.