I’m gonna need more harmonica from y’all on your next album or I won’t believe you.

This post is about all the time I want to send on singers like Welles, so don’t expect anything else from me on the subject.

What if the government did not allow WBD to merge with anyone and then it had to remain an independent company? That’s kind of the point of anti trust laws.

All I know is that it is very very important for Venture Capital that as many people as possible “believe” that AI is capable of coming for your job and everyone else’s regardless of whether it’s ever going to actually do that.

Jfc it seems like every streaming service is in a race to be the biggest shittiest evil corporation ever. Honestly wait for a couple to announce a merger and then renaming themselves Wayland-Yutani during the process

The jack and Jill bath were the second adjoining exit opens to the side yard (through a window) cause it cause it sure as hell does have a second exit into an adjoining room. You know the definition of a jack and Jill bath.

Laserdisc now!!!

I think the ever increasing enshitification of streaming services is helping the shift back to physical media. Once you buy it you know you have so long as you physically possess it. Assuming you care for physical it never changes streaming services consistently get worse.

This is so funny to read especially for Spotify.

Sorry folks we really didn’t want to raise to subscription rates but we’ve been getting a lot of pressure from ourselves to bring in more income so we’ve had to capitulate to ourselves in prefer to keep us happy. - Spotify, literally

Her telling herself— well if it’s important they can call me. Knowing no one will cause rarely is anything that important to bother her. Meanwhile she is bothering everyone while they’re off cause every little is the most important shit ever. No Donna this absolutely fucking could have waited.

It’s funny to see people like this talk. Mama I’m will the bet when you ask people not to call you they absolutely fucking don’t call you. That’s the benefit you get from being at the top of the hierarchy.

Buzzballs but filled with beans. Modern beanballs…

This joke has layers so so many layers.

Do you have a thing against gravy specifically or is it all sauces? Cause, gravy is just a types of sauce bro.

😂 but also 😭

Idk I think the person playing the brass has to be sitting on someone’s lap for it to count as lap top ska.