Rob
robfischer.bsky.social
Rob
@robfischer.bsky.social
Bills, Sabres, One Piece, every movie is good, sandwiches, and stuff I’ll add later when I remember the other things I like.
Sometimes I get ready to post some heinous shit and right before I hit post, I remember I’m using my real name next to a pick of Quavo on this website and not just a screen name next to a pic of Quavo like on Twitter.
Then, descending below the 9th Circle, I beheld Trash Tuesday, an abyss long forsaken by God’s light. So abominable we’re the shitposts and flops that I clutched my masters robe and lamented, “Dear Virgil, we must flee!”

“No,” said he, “We must RT”
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
September 19, 2023 at 3:47 PM
The best pancakes I’ve ever eaten were made by my little Italian grandma using a mix made at the amish grocery store by her, cooked on her 40 year old cast iron, and cooked in a pool of butter. They had a unique crisp almost as if they were deep fried, and the inside was fluffy as hell. RIP grandma.
the best pancakes ive ever eaten are the sourdough pancakes my sister's dad makes on sundays and even those, which are fantastic, nuanced, and light, i'll get through one and be like im all set thank you
August 29, 2023 at 4:41 PM
No I will not stop wearing basketball shorts on summer flights.
August 9, 2023 at 8:46 PM