The Great Face-Eating Leopard
@robespierrex.bsky.social
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The FO that comes after the FA.
The FO that comes after the FA.
I find this very handy in identifying faces to eat.
March 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I find this very handy in identifying faces to eat.
"Fellow Floridian!" Looks like I won't have as much competition from the wolves down there when it comes to face eating.
March 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"Fellow Floridian!" Looks like I won't have as much competition from the wolves down there when it comes to face eating.
What is Venezuelan cuisine like? I will let you know.
March 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What is Venezuelan cuisine like? I will let you know.
Dude can't even stop the war between me and my waistline.
March 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dude can't even stop the war between me and my waistline.
She'd be better off asking me for help. At least it would be short and sweet.
March 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
She'd be better off asking me for help. At least it would be short and sweet.
Those bootstraps aren't going to make that three-hour drive any shorter. Maybe I'll prowl that route and offer to give people a lift.
March 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Those bootstraps aren't going to make that three-hour drive any shorter. Maybe I'll prowl that route and offer to give people a lift.
The only person you're going to be getting a call from is yours truly, Thelma.
March 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The only person you're going to be getting a call from is yours truly, Thelma.
You're barely eating? Babe, I'm turning into a lardass with all the faces I'm chowing down on.
March 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You're barely eating? Babe, I'm turning into a lardass with all the faces I'm chowing down on.
"This will push me and other people like me out!"
Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done.
I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours...
Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done.
I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours...
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"This will push me and other people like me out!"
Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done.
I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours...
Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done.
I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours...
Manassas... makes me wonder how this dude's face would go with molasses?
March 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Manassas... makes me wonder how this dude's face would go with molasses?
Camouflaging yourself among faces that aren't getting eaten is a clever move.
March 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Camouflaging yourself among faces that aren't getting eaten is a clever move.
Not sure this really counts as voting for the Party, but we all know a good ketamine-laced face would be a real rush.
March 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not sure this really counts as voting for the Party, but we all know a good ketamine-laced face would be a real rush.
Darn it, I was looking forward to using that gold Century 21 jacket as a napkin.
March 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Darn it, I was looking forward to using that gold Century 21 jacket as a napkin.
"Roll" is what I am gonna have to do after eating all these Trump-voters faces.
March 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Roll" is what I am gonna have to do after eating all these Trump-voters faces.
This may be the tastiest-looking face I have ever seen.
March 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This may be the tastiest-looking face I have ever seen.
I feel bad for this dude, so I will contribute $0.25 in return for his face, which I will then eat.
February 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I feel bad for this dude, so I will contribute $0.25 in return for his face, which I will then eat.
I swear these people are so oblivious that I'm not even sure they would notice me eating their faces.
February 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I swear these people are so oblivious that I'm not even sure they would notice me eating their faces.
Lost your Federal contract??? What are you, some kind of socialist? Shouldn't you be getting your business from the "free market?"
Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days!
Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days!
February 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Lost your Federal contract??? What are you, some kind of socialist? Shouldn't you be getting your business from the "free market?"
Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days!
Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days!
To be fair, he's on the side of both billionaires AND leopards.
February 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
To be fair, he's on the side of both billionaires AND leopards.
Narrator: "They were a fucking line item."
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February 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Narrator: "They were a fucking line item."
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"I thought you were for us regular people."
I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces.
I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces.
February 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"I thought you were for us regular people."
I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces.
I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces.
Babe, you voted three times to get your face eaten. What did you think would happen?
February 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Babe, you voted three times to get your face eaten. What did you think would happen?
Would I get the Nobel Peace Prize if I ate this dude's face? I think it would be warranted.
February 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Would I get the Nobel Peace Prize if I ate this dude's face? I think it would be warranted.
I'll get to these faces Sooner or later.
February 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'll get to these faces Sooner or later.
Why would a sex trafficker side with sex traffickers???
Is face trafficking a thing?
Is face trafficking a thing?
February 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why would a sex trafficker side with sex traffickers???
Is face trafficking a thing?
Is face trafficking a thing?