Cool. Is this where they’re storing the Epstein files?

Nothing says,”Ex” like pettiness.

We do too. I wouldn’t trust anything that came from MTG. She reminds me of Hitlers version of a muppet.

Apologies to the muppet fans.

This may be the most emphatic Fuck you I’ve ever given to any Utah politician. Fuck you Mike Lee!!!!

I will respectfully wait in line to sh*t on his grave. But let’s be honest, Melania will be charging admission to let you sh*t on his grave.

Well, to be fair, the constitution has been displayed in every Texas school. Nobodies apparently reading that.

I haven’t read the article , yet. But let’s see how close I am?

New bill will make it illegal for women to die during child-birth. Any woman that dies during child-birth will be subject to 5 years in prison.

Imagine being the strongest person on the planet and being so insecure that you compensate with a roid dog.

Pretty sure you can’t un-Racist yourself by saying,”I’m just gonna be a part time racist.”

I might forgive him IF he were to donate every cent he made, every stock and asset he enjoys to ending the Trump nightmare.

I suspect he could do it easily by admitting he rigged the election.

So. When Trump refuses. What then?

I read city ordinances, newly proposed bills, terrifying new articles about idiots that want to be fascists on the daily, and the decline of western civilization. I’m not even sure what reading for fun looks like anymore.

Can we stop calling it “trade tensions”? Let’s call it what it is,” A pissing contest started by an imbecile and encouraged by a neo-nazi, nepo-baby”.

I have a dollar that says Elonia shows up and takes the lead.

Play clown music LOUDLY.

Seriously! Every time I watched that movie I got anxious. I always thought there was some unrecognized trauma that happened to me while watching that movie. It never occurred to me that the movie was the trauma.

My therapist thanks you.