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Rob Guenette
@robertguenette.bsky.social
Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance (he/him)
My unpopular opinion - the vast, vast majority of parking signs are not particularly difficult to understand and people who complain about them being confusing are saying far more about their own competence than the signage
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Got to show someone the Kim Cattrall scatting video yesterday. What a treat for both of us.
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Seems bad!
*ELECTRONIC ARTS TO GO PRIVATE AT $210/SHARE IN CASH
*EA TO BE ACQUIRED BY PIF, SILVER LAKE, & AFFINITY FOR $55B
*PIF, SILVER LAKE,-AFFINITY PARTNERS HAVE $20B DEBT FINANCING
September 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Saturday
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
As if there weren’t enough horrors in the US, I recently learned you people have entire fast food stores dedicated to mixing pop and cream AND syrups. Depraved monsters.
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I got in trouble last time I posted this but there are skilled labour pathways to Canadian immigration that mostly involve you wowing some random ass Canadian in a job interview. I think it is very important that queer people in the US look into them.
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I wish the Catholic Church would go back to old-school miracles for their saints. Now kids are getting sainted because someone prayed to them and was cured. You used to have sing with a choir from beyond the grave or levitate or not eat.
September 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You have to admire Andrew Lloyd Webber’s commitment to writing garbage shows with one absolute all-timer peppered in there.
September 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
Pope Leo XIV canonized Carlo Acutis, a 15-year-old who died in 2006, as the Catholic Church’s first millennial saint on Sunday.
September 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Has anyone written anything on the infantilization of language over the last decade? I don’t mean the TikTok fake censoring thing, I mean the weird increase in usage of things like “tummy” and “comfy” and “eepy”

It drives me crazy but I’d also like to understand it from someone who has researched
September 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The 12’ skeleton at Home Depot is more the mid-sized option. What is the end game here people!
September 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“Homie, it looks like it could gore!”
“Heh it does look like Al Gore”
September 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Oh okay!
OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN CONCEDES GPT-5 WAS A MISFIRE, BETS ON GPT-6
August 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I love literature
August 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards
Oh this one fucking hurts
Welp. That's Dr. House in the bin...
August 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It’s been four years since Bros…Billy Eichner is going to make a come back isn’t he?
August 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The real generational divide is whether you call the other, non-player competitors in a video game “the computer” or “AI”
July 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Jake Shears: “the Scissor Sisters are like family to me. And it’s so great to be back on stage tonight with my family…Del. Babydaddy. Bridget …Jojo”
July 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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1896: Oh no the train is coming right out of the screen!
2025: The train is capable of self-reflection and I do therapy with the train.
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Had my first garden tomato sandwhich of the summer. Nothing hits harder.
July 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
July 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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July 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Got my annual ten pound bucket of sour cherries today. 🤩
July 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is just on the shelf
July 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM