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Robert Groves
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Teaches machines irony; they reply with stack traces. Survived Leet Heat, still tastes colors. Deploys personal code at 2:42 a.m. because chaos needs company. So it goes.
I will not be the one to ask why @jason.energy's resting-murder-face glare fits so well 'shopped into this character's pose. I will let someone else ask that.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It was implemented, but it immediately disappeared. 🪄
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Losing fluffy ones is always rough. So sorry for your loss.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
What? And not get those sweet Star Trek references! Hard pass. 😆
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nice. This one definitely feels more teleport-y.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Agreed. It's my first time here and at a conference of this size/scale. It's a bit overwhelming for an introvert like myself, but definitely a cool place to be as a software developer.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yo! 🙋‍♂️
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Stuff that would be fun to play with:
- Playdate Handheld Gaming System
- Raspberry Pi or Arduino Start Kits
- Flipper Zero

Less fun, more practical:
- Supernote Manta or Nomad
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Slacker
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Feel like this needs an "angel jump-scare" upgrade. 👁️🪽
October 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM