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The Bridge Over Jamiroquai
September 27, 2023 at 12:16 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Crawling very slowly along a path, like an agéd bee, until someone brings me a spoonful of sugar water to sup upon with my mandibles.
August 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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AI “thinks” in the same way a mirror looks at you
July 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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This track encapsulates a lot of anger and exasperation I’ve been feeling recently.

Thanks to those of you who sent it to me.

youtu.be/q2MoQJP-PhA
Kate Nash - GERM (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Kate Nash
youtu.be
May 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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The modern phenomenon of the Haunted Cereal Bowl has bothered me for years
February 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Mornin’ cunts
May 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic
April 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Welcume to the beginning of the end!!!!!! ✨✨

Watch the entirety (eps 1-4) of Dungeons and Dragons with Aunty Donna: “The Maddening Trials of the Trial Master” now at auntydonnaclub.com.

We hope you enjoyed season 2 of #dnd. Bobby T for season 3????
April 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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my wife: you can have my leftovers
me:
a close up of a man 's face with fire coming out of his mouth and the words mrfanboy below
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with fire coming out of his mouth and the words mrfanboy below
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Everyone loves cheese, but they hate elderly milk. "Oh no, unauthorized cheese!" Wake up, they are brainwashing you.
April 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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ME: *blows duck call*
A DUCK WHO HAS HEARD OTHER DUCKS QUACKING ONE MILLION TIMES: "Mmmmmm! Who IS she?"
April 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Toni Starr is just one of The Boys
auntydonnaclub.com
March 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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Someone clever did this to a lamppost on Coverdale road and now I am disappointed that every lamppost doesn’t have one
March 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Arizona #Gravel Riding
March 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Happy International Women’s Day 😌
March 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMANS DAY
March 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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People say attention spans are short now, but theatrical playbills from the olden days are like:

ᴍʀ ᴡᴀʀʙᴏʏs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍ
ONELY THE GOOD BITS FROM
- 𝕁 𝕌 𝕃 𝕀 𝕌 𝕊 ℂ 𝔼 𝔸 𝕊 𝔸 ℝ -
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ʟɪɴᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ
- 𝕆 𝕋 ℍ 𝔼 𝕃 𝕃 𝕆 -
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴍʀs sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ
𝙱 𝚁 𝙴 𝙰 𝙺 𝙳 𝙰 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴
March 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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ban every app let’s get back to websites
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM