Rob Burgess
@robburgess.bsky.social
My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me
Alignment: Humorous Neutral
I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it.
Sound tech.
Alignment: Humorous Neutral
I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it.
Sound tech.
Things get better with age ... I'm approaching magnificent.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Things get better with age ... I'm approaching magnificent.
@andreagstewart.bsky.social You have a new book oout!! Yaaayyyy!
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
@andreagstewart.bsky.social You have a new book oout!! Yaaayyyy!
This made me chuckle
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This made me chuckle
Gotta keep cool somehow!
October 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Gotta keep cool somehow!
This is good info, very handy!
September 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is good info, very handy!
Canadians are nice people because all of our anger and hatred gets funneled into the geese.🪿
September 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Canadians are nice people because all of our anger and hatred gets funneled into the geese.🪿
@helps.octranspo.com Hi, could I get a clarification about the final stop on the 17 (Parliament to Wateridge)? I was just told by a driver that the stop at Wanaki & Mikinak was the final stop. The Transit app and the OCTranspo website both list the final stop as Codd's & Mikinak. (1/2)
August 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
@helps.octranspo.com Hi, could I get a clarification about the final stop on the 17 (Parliament to Wateridge)? I was just told by a driver that the stop at Wanaki & Mikinak was the final stop. The Transit app and the OCTranspo website both list the final stop as Codd's & Mikinak. (1/2)
As the dad to a chihuahua I find this very amusing. Maybe I'll buy him a guitar and see if he wants to learn 😁
August 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
As the dad to a chihuahua I find this very amusing. Maybe I'll buy him a guitar and see if he wants to learn 😁
I wanna create a death metal band that does the music of Jethro Tull. I’ll call it Death Row Tull. 🤘
August 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I wanna create a death metal band that does the music of Jethro Tull. I’ll call it Death Row Tull. 🤘
It's 35°C out there today. Stay home, stay naked, stay hydrated.
August 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's 35°C out there today. Stay home, stay naked, stay hydrated.
@tanjaeder.bsky.social We need to get you to post a profile pic so you can stop looking so generic.
July 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@tanjaeder.bsky.social We need to get you to post a profile pic so you can stop looking so generic.
I don't drink Monster drinks but I think I should buy a case and keep it under my bed. When someone comes over I can offer them one of the monsters from under my bed.
June 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I don't drink Monster drinks but I think I should buy a case and keep it under my bed. When someone comes over I can offer them one of the monsters from under my bed.
@zen-r0b0.bsky.social Happy birthday! 🎈🍰💤
June 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
@zen-r0b0.bsky.social Happy birthday! 🎈🍰💤
I pass this place on the bus several times a week and never fail to ask ... WTF? Are the two related?
June 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I pass this place on the bus several times a week and never fail to ask ... WTF? Are the two related?
With all the "No Kings" protests that are happening, I wonder how Elvis Costello feels?
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June 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
With all the "No Kings" protests that are happening, I wonder how Elvis Costello feels?
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Hey @kevinhearne.bsky.social, don't blame me for your weight gain 😆 www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
Kawartha Dairy to scoop out ice cream at its own location in Ottawa
Kawartha Dairy has announced plans to open a new drive-thru location on Carling Avenue, near the Carlingwood Mall.
www.ctvnews.ca
May 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Hey @kevinhearne.bsky.social, don't blame me for your weight gain 😆 www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
🎼Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My word's but a whisper your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink
My word's but a whisper your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink
🎶 Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saaaaaved
See my heart, I decorate it like a graaaaave 🎵
See my heart, I decorate it like a graaaaave 🎵
May 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🎼Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My word's but a whisper your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink
My word's but a whisper your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink
Bartender, give me an entendre - and make it a double.
May 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Bartender, give me an entendre - and make it a double.
No Lawyers Allowed: Prosecutors Will Be Violated.
April 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
No Lawyers Allowed: Prosecutors Will Be Violated.
@tanjaeder.bsky.social If you follow BluesEngine on Twitter you should follow @alexanderglass.bsky.social over here.
April 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@tanjaeder.bsky.social If you follow BluesEngine on Twitter you should follow @alexanderglass.bsky.social over here.