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Robb
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MAGA has turned woke into a synonym for "based in reality" and they fear it like a vampire and sunlight
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Downloading Duolingo so I can understand the new Rosalía album
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Is it me or is the NHL having a lot of overtime games this season? 100 point teams are going to miss the playoffs.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The goal right now is just to make Trump so angry he drops dead
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Has Gordon Lightfoot ever accounted for his whereabouts on Nov. 10, 1975?
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Chappell Roan squinting to read the teleprompter makes her look like Cyndi Lauper
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Musk doing "I sleep in a racing car" to the whole world every day
I know people think Musk only bought Twitter to help the rise of fascism.

While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.

With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Zombies but they're super nice and helpful
#Pluribus
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Neville Chamberlain "Peace for Our Time" Award
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Remember any experience or loot gained after 1 am tonight will be lost due to the simulation's servers resetting at 2
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"It was 3-0"
- ancient Toronto saying
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Watched Back to the Future in Imax for the 40th anniversary, and it's funny how it unfolds like a game and the first half hour is being explained the rules, but it's fun enough that you don't mind
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Deployed to the suburbs. Pretending you're GI Joe while people mow their lawns. Incredible new depths of loserhood.
Moving in convoy + permitting a media tail and I couldn't discern a cause for this stop other than people were out front working. I didn't see anyone obviously from ICE but will check video again in a bit. 7400 N Oconto. After a couple minutes whistles (in Edison Park.)
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
As Spirit Halloween wanes, so rises the Calendar Club
October 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Danielle Smith is an oil & gas lobbyist first, brain rot podcaster second, premier when she has some spare time
For those wondering about Premier Danielle Smith's absence in the legislature as the UCP looks to mandate teachers back to work, she is currently en route to Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates to promote Alberta Energy. She'll be back November 5th.
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Sky Palace
Sky Box
Sky Lounge
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Got my Covid shot despite my ignorant premier's attempt to discourage it 💉
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?"

Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Priceless Napoleon artifact stolen from the Louvre
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
SNL is delayed and the American ads are all about treating military injuries and trauma
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just bought popcorn and ibuprofen, if any bands are looking for an album title
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM