Robb(ie Q.) Telfer
@robbieqt.bsky.social
Conservationist and poet but I’m fun!
Has anyone ever been like “oh man, I am not the name on the envelope but it says ‘or current resident’ and that IS me! Hooray! Mail!”?
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Has anyone ever been like “oh man, I am not the name on the envelope but it says ‘or current resident’ and that IS me! Hooray! Mail!”?
Breaking your spaghetti in half to fit it into the pot is good luck.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Breaking your spaghetti in half to fit it into the pot is good luck.
If ICE is committing more crimes in Chicago, will that make our crime statistics go up? Seems like a very simple way to reduce illegal activity in Chicago is for them to leave and go invade a long look in the mirror.
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If ICE is committing more crimes in Chicago, will that make our crime statistics go up? Seems like a very simple way to reduce illegal activity in Chicago is for them to leave and go invade a long look in the mirror.
We are all lifeguards for our neighbors now.
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We are all lifeguards for our neighbors now.
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This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
October 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
I don’t remember any children’s book or movie or song that was like “be a bully and an asshole and you get to be president.”
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I don’t remember any children’s book or movie or song that was like “be a bully and an asshole and you get to be president.”
Can we please crowdfund the opposite of AIPAC and corrupt our system with a god damn soul?
August 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Can we please crowdfund the opposite of AIPAC and corrupt our system with a god damn soul?
Again, the debate about whether or not Israel is committing genocide as defined by genocide scholars is not the story, will never convince the fascists to stop. Nobody needs a scholar to tell them that coordinated mass child-starvation is horrific and needs to end immediately, and then forever.
August 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Again, the debate about whether or not Israel is committing genocide as defined by genocide scholars is not the story, will never convince the fascists to stop. Nobody needs a scholar to tell them that coordinated mass child-starvation is horrific and needs to end immediately, and then forever.
Tragic story of incompetence in my neighborhood. Please give if you can. gofund.me/7681e1fc
Donate to Help Us Honor Sallina After a Tragic, Preventable Death, organized by Lila Keo
My name is Lila, and I’m writing this with the deepest heartbreak our… Lila Keo needs your support for Help Us Honor Sallina After a Tragic, Preventable Death
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May 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Tragic story of incompetence in my neighborhood. Please give if you can. gofund.me/7681e1fc
Look I also cloned a dire wolf!
May 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Look I also cloned a dire wolf!
Where can I sell all of my old comics?
May 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Where can I sell all of my old comics?
Breaking news: youtube.com/watch?v=rbvx...
Fish Eye Lens
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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May 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Breaking news: youtube.com/watch?v=rbvx...
Things have been not great round here but at least Spring.
May 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Things have been not great round here but at least Spring.
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I hope they went running through the newsroom waving this pic like they'd just won a Pulitzer.
And the Sun-Times got a photo of the new pope at a Sox Game (yes yes the 2005 World Series) — chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...
Chicago high school cheers White Sox fan Pope Leo XIV — 'He's one of us'
While Robert Francis Prevost didn’t attend St. Rita of Cascia High School in Ashburn, his connection to the school runs deep. In the 1980s, he was a substitute and summer school teacher at the school ...
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May 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I hope they went running through the newsroom waving this pic like they'd just won a Pulitzer.
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@robbieqt.bsky.social, my friend (and literary manipulator) wrote a good thing: open.substack.com/pub/robbieqt...
Is all poetry manipulation?
Is writing about whether poetry is manipulation also manipulation?
open.substack.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@robbieqt.bsky.social, my friend (and literary manipulator) wrote a good thing: open.substack.com/pub/robbieqt...
I don’t know how the BlueSky algorithm works so… Joe Biden is a secret lizard person and does anyone have any gigs they want to hire me for?
May 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I don’t know how the BlueSky algorithm works so… Joe Biden is a secret lizard person and does anyone have any gigs they want to hire me for?
Anyone wanna pay me to do a thing? I will do that thing so good!
April 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Anyone wanna pay me to do a thing? I will do that thing so good!
Hey so… anyone got a cool job for me?
April 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Hey so… anyone got a cool job for me?
Sunshine (Go Away Today)
YouTube video by Jonathan Edwards - Topic
youtu.be
March 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Public education is good. Public health is good. Public libraries are good. Public lands are good.
March 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Public education is good. Public health is good. Public libraries are good. Public lands are good.
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Many a bruised coccyx this day
February 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Many a bruised coccyx this day
Man and you thought the 45th president was bad…
January 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Man and you thought the 45th president was bad…
Just completed my 70th edition of this poetry workshop series on Zoom. You can see all the writing prompts we’ve done here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
More of a Comment Than a Question
More of a Comment Than a Question Workshop Index Virtual poetry writing workshop - register here. More of a Comment Than a Question #1 - 12.2.21 Read “I Apologize for Giving You Poison Ivy by Smacki...
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January 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Just completed my 70th edition of this poetry workshop series on Zoom. You can see all the writing prompts we’ve done here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...