Robert C. Lewis
@robbie347.bsky.social
I'm a union stagehand. If you want to know what happens behind the curtain, I'm your guy. Music, my niece's, my great-nephews and a beagle-terrier mix named Sam are the most important things in my life.
This didn’t end the way these 2 thought it would.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This didn’t end the way these 2 thought it would.
My roommate’s cat is down for the count.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My roommate’s cat is down for the count.
We don’t have a president here in Columbia and you’d think the person with our nuclear codes would know that.
October 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We don’t have a president here in Columbia and you’d think the person with our nuclear codes would know that.
I want to thank my friend Damon Plumides for comparing a 10 year old picture of me to Brian Wilson. I’ll definitely take that compliment.
June 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I want to thank my friend Damon Plumides for comparing a 10 year old picture of me to Brian Wilson. I’ll definitely take that compliment.
Too bad Baby Billy is fictional. He’d probably be Trump’s Chief of Staff.
June 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Too bad Baby Billy is fictional. He’d probably be Trump’s Chief of Staff.
C'mon Irmo/Harbison: we have plenty of shitty Mexican restaurants, why do we have to drive 80 miles for a Quincy's?
May 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
C'mon Irmo/Harbison: we have plenty of shitty Mexican restaurants, why do we have to drive 80 miles for a Quincy's?
Hear me out Rosewood: While the DT is closed, move the Piggly Wiggly back in. Also, with USC being out for the summer, shut the moped dealer down and put the strip club back in.
May 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hear me out Rosewood: While the DT is closed, move the Piggly Wiggly back in. Also, with USC being out for the summer, shut the moped dealer down and put the strip club back in.
My Ronnie James Dio work glove
April 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My Ronnie James Dio work glove
I did Nazi this coming
April 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I did Nazi this coming
Pete Hegseth certainly sounds like the name of someone who fronted the one-hit wonder of Chubawumba
March 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Pete Hegseth certainly sounds like the name of someone who fronted the one-hit wonder of Chubawumba
To be fair, if I were Sir Hairpiece, I'd probably be pissed off if someone commissioned a painting of me that made me look like Lindsey Graham.
March 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
To be fair, if I were Sir Hairpiece, I'd probably be pissed off if someone commissioned a painting of me that made me look like Lindsey Graham.
Running spotlights for the University of South Carolina Women's Basketball Team today, as they retired A'ja Wilson's jersey.
February 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Running spotlights for the University of South Carolina Women's Basketball Team today, as they retired A'ja Wilson's jersey.
Shortly after 3pm US Eastern time, Sam crossed over the Rainbow Bridge. He had a tumor the size of his stomach and before he was in pain, we decided to let him go.
January 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Shortly after 3pm US Eastern time, Sam crossed over the Rainbow Bridge. He had a tumor the size of his stomach and before he was in pain, we decided to let him go.
I'm going to miss Sam. He will become cancer free tomorrow afternoon. Here's his requiem that I wrote on the keys.
January 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm going to miss Sam. He will become cancer free tomorrow afternoon. Here's his requiem that I wrote on the keys.
Sam update: he knows something is wrong but isn't in visible pain yet. Unless the Vet grants him a stay, Friday will be his last day and I will miss him, but the other option is waiting until he is in extreme pain, so we're going to do a big goodbye on Friday for him.
January 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sam update: he knows something is wrong but isn't in visible pain yet. Unless the Vet grants him a stay, Friday will be his last day and I will miss him, but the other option is waiting until he is in extreme pain, so we're going to do a big goodbye on Friday for him.