Roach
roachofficial.bsky.social
Roach
@roachofficial.bsky.social
Veteran and father trying to make sense of the chaos. Raised on Sci-fi/ fantasy of the 90s and 2000s. Open to polite political discussion but more interested in catching up on cancelled and well aged pop culture.
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January 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
To the person who stole my glasses:

I will find you, I have contacts.
January 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Incredible story.
January 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If you recognize the song we can be friends.
January 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dance the pain away!
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

They stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
January 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Now, this is too accurate 👍
December 31, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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My friends and followers:

A few years ago I gave a book that I love to my close friends for Christmas.

I’ve decided to do that again this year.

But first, I’m going to give it to you.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays to all.

The Prophet medium.com/the-prophet-...
The Prophet
Full Text of the Original Masterpiece by Kahlil Gibran
medium.com
December 20, 2024 at 4:19 PM
We named them pinecone. Not sure what their sex is yet.
December 19, 2024 at 12:15 PM
The cost of living is painful, but the sunset is just as beautiful as it was when I could afford to exist.
December 18, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
MANASSAS, VA—Producing numerous congenital and physical anomalies that include extreme Anglo-Saxon deformities, years of inbreeding reportedly caused a pug named Mabel to give birth to a British man M...
theonion.com
December 15, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Riddle me this:
December 14, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Bubblegum Alley in SLO
December 14, 2024 at 11:19 AM