McMusic MaGellin
@rlpontificates.bsky.social
Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch
So much going on here. Just gonna not read anymore and let the mind fill rest. Expired deviled eggs just hit diff from fam yo! “Hey Nephew, you gotta try these”! Were they thrown at or feed to? we don’t know.
You broke my heart uncle. ☠️
You broke my heart uncle. ☠️
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So much going on here. Just gonna not read anymore and let the mind fill rest. Expired deviled eggs just hit diff from fam yo! “Hey Nephew, you gotta try these”! Were they thrown at or feed to? we don’t know.
You broke my heart uncle. ☠️
You broke my heart uncle. ☠️
The gophers really are pissing me off. but also continue to push up beautiful water rounded stones that really have no business being around here. Me thinks a rubble/mine pile was around here.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The gophers really are pissing me off. but also continue to push up beautiful water rounded stones that really have no business being around here. Me thinks a rubble/mine pile was around here.
Not all tasty things come in large sizes.. I tell myself .. oh yeah..
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not all tasty things come in large sizes.. I tell myself .. oh yeah..
They better not stop making nickels.
Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.
Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
They better not stop making nickels.
Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.
Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.
More like New Bold Look..
Same stains whatever it touches!
Oh you got white counter tops and sink? hahahahahahahahaha don’t miss.
Same stains whatever it touches!
Oh you got white counter tops and sink? hahahahahahahahaha don’t miss.
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
More like New Bold Look..
Same stains whatever it touches!
Oh you got white counter tops and sink? hahahahahahahahaha don’t miss.
Same stains whatever it touches!
Oh you got white counter tops and sink? hahahahahahahahaha don’t miss.
I am Black Light Man..
hello little eyes in the hole.
hello little eyes in the hole.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am Black Light Man..
hello little eyes in the hole.
hello little eyes in the hole.
Things like this odd/rotten looking grass fed meat snack are the reason I have trust issues. Coz that’s either wrong packaging or will put you in hospital. Now imagine had bit into that? Snap into a dead Jim. #SusAF
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Things like this odd/rotten looking grass fed meat snack are the reason I have trust issues. Coz that’s either wrong packaging or will put you in hospital. Now imagine had bit into that? Snap into a dead Jim. #SusAF
Guy at store asked if could wash windshield with shame in eyes.
Yeah man here’s five bucks. I’m in hurry but do your best. Came out he washed all my windows. Not a bad job either.. And I like my hair chopped off a little. #winning
Yeah man here’s five bucks. I’m in hurry but do your best. Came out he washed all my windows. Not a bad job either.. And I like my hair chopped off a little. #winning
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Guy at store asked if could wash windshield with shame in eyes.
Yeah man here’s five bucks. I’m in hurry but do your best. Came out he washed all my windows. Not a bad job either.. And I like my hair chopped off a little. #winning
Yeah man here’s five bucks. I’m in hurry but do your best. Came out he washed all my windows. Not a bad job either.. And I like my hair chopped off a little. #winning
It says Salted Caramel.. but it should say aluminum coconut.. OMG no.! not a natural flavor
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It says Salted Caramel.. but it should say aluminum coconut.. OMG no.! not a natural flavor
OMG.. Thank goodness they just ultrasound the boys.. I can’t imagine putting boob in a vise like that. respect the boob.
Not too bad.. yet. 🙏
hopefully they can stop it there.
Not too bad.. yet. 🙏
hopefully they can stop it there.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
OMG.. Thank goodness they just ultrasound the boys.. I can’t imagine putting boob in a vise like that. respect the boob.
Not too bad.. yet. 🙏
hopefully they can stop it there.
Not too bad.. yet. 🙏
hopefully they can stop it there.
people I respect wear them so.. gotta be something to them. but nothing can sell me on this. just no. 🫶🏼 have a great night.
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
people I respect wear them so.. gotta be something to them. but nothing can sell me on this. just no. 🫶🏼 have a great night.
Not suggesting someone is faking their photos.. But something in this ultra rare “Ghost Cat” Angel Hidalgo pic looks off. I can’t pin it but something looks off.
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Not suggesting someone is faking their photos.. But something in this ultra rare “Ghost Cat” Angel Hidalgo pic looks off. I can’t pin it but something looks off.
Shhh .. just listen to 30 seconds of happy birds. All kinds of birds. and chill. Monday is done. you did that. 🔈
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Shhh .. just listen to 30 seconds of happy birds. All kinds of birds. and chill. Monday is done. you did that. 🔈
Sometimes surviving is thriving.
keep surviving until you thrive
keep surviving until you thrive
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sometimes surviving is thriving.
keep surviving until you thrive
keep surviving until you thrive
He ate the entire peach cobbler again.. Why?!
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
He ate the entire peach cobbler again.. Why?!
its smiling at me, I’m smiling at it.. omg so lazy great. 😂🙏
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
its smiling at me, I’m smiling at it.. omg so lazy great. 😂🙏
Feeling like some giant pan hobo breakfast..
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Feeling like some giant pan hobo breakfast..
I am Blacklight Man.
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I am Blacklight Man.
Just don’t do it unless you like things that taste like hospital food.
November 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just don’t do it unless you like things that taste like hospital food.
Now if SCOTUS steps in and says he can starve people out of spite I swear with any energy left in this body it will Not go unanswered.. leave it the fuck be you hateful faux Christians. amen!
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Now if SCOTUS steps in and says he can starve people out of spite I swear with any energy left in this body it will Not go unanswered.. leave it the fuck be you hateful faux Christians. amen!
Shitty as I feel about myself rn.. Still on a Friday Halloween with a bleeding finger awkwardly pulled some digits.. Just some friendly conversation about her costume. Very nice lady. no way that should’ve worked. 😂
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Shitty as I feel about myself rn.. Still on a Friday Halloween with a bleeding finger awkwardly pulled some digits.. Just some friendly conversation about her costume. Very nice lady. no way that should’ve worked. 😂
bio fluorescence photography for the insomniac .. hello darkness my old friend
October 31, 2025 at 8:21 AM
bio fluorescence photography for the insomniac .. hello darkness my old friend
that shit is confusingly tempting yo..
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
that shit is confusingly tempting yo..
wound care, phamacy, flu shot with a thousand people at Kaiser.. good times. ain’t we lucky we got em..
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
wound care, phamacy, flu shot with a thousand people at Kaiser.. good times. ain’t we lucky we got em..
When them fall sun ripe California grapes go on sale.. out of my way.! Also means that other fall Harvest is coming soon too.
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When them fall sun ripe California grapes go on sale.. out of my way.! Also means that other fall Harvest is coming soon too.