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I propose the No Future Futures Investment Fund. The goal is to bet on how bad things will get, then cash out (for many, many small denomination bills) so you have something to light your cooking fire with.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I propose the No Future Futures Investment Fund. The goal is to bet on how bad things will get, then cash out (for many, many small denomination bills) so you have something to light your cooking fire with.
Words fail. Design by someone who has heard of kitchens but has no real idea of what they actually are.
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Words fail. Design by someone who has heard of kitchens but has no real idea of what they actually are.
Precision Scheduled Railroading. We meant to do that right there at that exact time. We have an annual average derailment metric to meet.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Precision Scheduled Railroading. We meant to do that right there at that exact time. We have an annual average derailment metric to meet.
Wouldn't be surprised if they came up with a "Priority Internet Booking" option, $20 up front when you start to try to book a flight.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wouldn't be surprised if they came up with a "Priority Internet Booking" option, $20 up front when you start to try to book a flight.
Hearing that. Based on the current crop of un-self aware guillotine bait, become a billionaire. Although "future" may equal "living in personal apocalypse bunker during apocalypse"
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hearing that. Based on the current crop of un-self aware guillotine bait, become a billionaire. Although "future" may equal "living in personal apocalypse bunker during apocalypse"
The first thing that sprang to mind was "Oh, good, their eyes aren't glowing so much, and the dorsal spines are shrinking." I need to become more normal.
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The first thing that sprang to mind was "Oh, good, their eyes aren't glowing so much, and the dorsal spines are shrinking." I need to become more normal.
Low mileage. Easy to find in a parking lot. Easy to make your own parking space. "Through" is now a navigation option.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Low mileage. Easy to find in a parking lot. Easy to make your own parking space. "Through" is now a navigation option.
They're full of things that I almost, but not quite want or am interested in, and when I (eventually) find the thing I'm looking for it costs just a tiny bit more than I feel it should. They're like a museum of Almost Not Boring History.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They're full of things that I almost, but not quite want or am interested in, and when I (eventually) find the thing I'm looking for it costs just a tiny bit more than I feel it should. They're like a museum of Almost Not Boring History.
There is no vegetable content, so it's fine. If there were kale in it then it's mob, pitchforks and torches time.
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There is no vegetable content, so it's fine. If there were kale in it then it's mob, pitchforks and torches time.
Express bus, please, and make mine a double.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Express bus, please, and make mine a double.
"Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth..."
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth..."
Head and heart to the left, soles of the shoes to the right
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Head and heart to the left, soles of the shoes to the right
Canadian here. Why is any of that even a thing?
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Canadian here. Why is any of that even a thing?
Pretty sure that's within the normal outcomes for transit, statistically. Don't see a problem here.
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Pretty sure that's within the normal outcomes for transit, statistically. Don't see a problem here.
I see a grade school science fair project in here somewhere, rows of little mason jars containing the smelly particulars for nasal sampling.
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I see a grade school science fair project in here somewhere, rows of little mason jars containing the smelly particulars for nasal sampling.
If you could just Stand Your Ground a little more away from the curb and into the street please, thank you, and I'll just be right with you...
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you could just Stand Your Ground a little more away from the curb and into the street please, thank you, and I'll just be right with you...
To paraphrase the cartoon theme song, "Up from the depths, bile rising high, breathing fire, ..."
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
To paraphrase the cartoon theme song, "Up from the depths, bile rising high, breathing fire, ..."
Yes to all of the above (below?) please. Bricks to advanced materials, blue prints to as builts, architecture, arch villains lairs, arches, planning to problems, fire codes and fire safety and fires. I am a glutton at the Building Buffet.
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Yes to all of the above (below?) please. Bricks to advanced materials, blue prints to as builts, architecture, arch villains lairs, arches, planning to problems, fire codes and fire safety and fires. I am a glutton at the Building Buffet.
Doubly so for auto / biographies of celebrities.
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Doubly so for auto / biographies of celebrities.
"Allow access to autonomic nervous system. Y/N?"
October 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Allow access to autonomic nervous system. Y/N?"
Should have seen what they had to do to clean up the Seine for the Olympics.
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Should have seen what they had to do to clean up the Seine for the Olympics.
Thanks, I'm going to have to find those 4 notes now. Sigh.
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Thanks, I'm going to have to find those 4 notes now. Sigh.
There may be a line in posters and t-shirts with bad AI interpretations.
July 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
There may be a line in posters and t-shirts with bad AI interpretations.
"I sees chem trails!!"
July 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"I sees chem trails!!"
Chayzuz Murphy sounds like the name of a winery located in the middle of a berry patch in the woods that just makes fruit wines (don't pay any attention to the still in the shed, it's just decorative, honestly)
July 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Chayzuz Murphy sounds like the name of a winery located in the middle of a berry patch in the woods that just makes fruit wines (don't pay any attention to the still in the shed, it's just decorative, honestly)