no need to apologise, I appreciate the reply. I'll definitely be trying this!

What percentage hydration did you use for these; they look fantastic?

Oooh, I didn't even know you could do that. Did you defrost it first or cook from frozen?

I like the next bit too

‘A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.’

the face of a man, in company, trying desperately to control his arse cheeks in order to release a fart silently.

would it be more effective if he came and people protested; lined the routes, and let him see & hear how unpopular he is? Genuine question and I'd appreciate some input because I can't decide whether it'd be more effective to sign or not.

you're all just jealous 'cos Issssaaaaaabbbbeeelllllla loves me the most. She said so. And not because I sent her my savings.

You should stick with it, it’s ok really. Just misunderstood. Stockholm what? Never heard of it.

if it ain't broke ...

Alfie and Frankie - just chillin’