R. J. Kilbride
rjkilbride.bsky.social
R. J. Kilbride
@rjkilbride.bsky.social
Sci-fi/horror author and overall doofus extraordinaire
A piece of me dies every time I see an attorney in one of the country's largest law firms use the wrong form of "there/they're/their."

We're fucking doomed.
March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm single. Just sayin'.
February 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Some file in my laptop's OS got corrupted and the thing is basically a brick now because I can't even reboot to Safe Mode without a BitLocker key, which I don't fucking have because I didn't fucking set up BitLocker.
February 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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We are calling for a nationwide and international boycott of all Elon Musk-related products and services. Sell your Tesla shares, avoid buying Tesla vehicles, cancel Starlink, and delete your X accounts.
February 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Boycotting Google for its submissive complicity in Trump’s Nazi-style dictatorship, the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico, and other acts of cowardice? Corporate overreach is one thing—historical revisionism and authoritarian alignment are another. Here’s FckG, a guide to alternatives.
February 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Stand Up for Science rallies will be held in DC and state capitals on March 7th. Share with friends. Sign-up here to get email updates with details: www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-f...
STAND UP FOR SCIENCE 2025 - DC and NATIONWIDE
Stand up for science with us on March 7th, 2025, because science is for everyone! More info at www.standupforscience2025.org
www.eventbrite.com
February 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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@aoc.bsky.social We’d like your help organizing a March on Washington to ensure protester safety and secure permits. We’re aiming for a Saturday at least two weeks out to allow for travel planning.
February 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Recipe blogs that have a "jump to recipe" button that either doesn't go all the way down to the recipe or doesn't work at all can shove a cactus up their ass.
February 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Spending the afternoon leaving one-star reviews on every single Google app after I saw the Gulf of America thing.

Meh, I'm enjoying DuckDuckGo more anyway. Goodbye, Nazi sympathizers.
February 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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📢 RFK Jr’s Floor Vote is Today 🏛️

⏱️ ACTION STEPS ⏱️

💥Call your Senators and Reps and demand they OPPOSE RFK Jr, NIH Cuts and the Musk Takeover
5calls.org

💥Call your state’s Attorney General and demand they fight Musk’s access to data and funding cuts.
www.usa.gov/state-attorn...
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
5calls.org
February 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌

This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!

Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
Poshmark.comNewEgg.comIkea.com

Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙

Please SHARE‼️‼️

#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
February 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I need my company's IT department to understand that I'm not a Boomer. I know how to drag and drop a file. That's not the fuCKING PROBLEM DID YOU EVEN READ MY EMAIL
February 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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If you are having a bad day, some heartwarming news
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I regret getting a new iPhone. Apple is such an infuriating company. Why should I have to spend six hours resetting my phone to my specifications and turning off all your new, increasingly annoying features every single time you release an iOS update?
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I use delta-8 gummies to sleep, and they (of course) give me the munchies real bad. So I think about food until I drift off. This was what I came up with for breakfast! Sweet potato with Greek yogurt, peanut butter, and honey.
February 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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If you're with ICE or any other authority targeting innocent migrants, don't expect cooperation from me. Your failure is a blessing for humanity. I hope your job is soul-draining. I am actively rooting for your anxiety and frustration. I would rather gargle broken glass than make your life easier.
January 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is America, where you can’t afford to take any more time off work even though you have a collapsed lung, so you set up a cot next to your computer so you can rest in between assignments. I would sigh, but I can’t manage it at the moment.
January 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My body remains animated against its will.

But I did get a decent nap in!
January 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Reports of ICE harassing even indigenous people are an extra layer of disturbing that I didn't forsee. But here's what should happen! Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons
January 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Time to post this again
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Today has started out worse than yesterday, medically speaking. Four hours of sleep in the past two days and that awful waiting period before the next dose of medicine kicks in.

Rest assured, I will continue to survive out of pure spite.
January 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM