☠️ClickRisky
@riskygames.dev
🔞 Game Dev & Writer of Smut ❤️🔥
💀 Professional Bodysnatcher ⚰️
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💀 Professional Bodysnatcher ⚰️
he/it - 32 - NSFW
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@MrWifely.bsky.social
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☠️ClickRisky
@riskygames.dev
· Jul 21
For anyone curious about why I call myself a "Professional Bodysnatcher" in my bio:
I'm a mortician's assistant, my wife is the mortician 🥰 ⚰️
Much of what I do is what the industry terms "First Calls" aka retrieving someone's body after they die. But the cops and nurses call us "Bodysnatchers"
I'm a mortician's assistant, my wife is the mortician 🥰 ⚰️
Much of what I do is what the industry terms "First Calls" aka retrieving someone's body after they die. But the cops and nurses call us "Bodysnatchers"
Oh no I'm using Dark Souls to test how my laptop does plugged into a TV and now I have to come up with another implicitly violent character name as is my tradition
According to my cloud saves my most recent one was Hyarm Innosens (my og DS1 character was Stabb Mafrinds)
According to my cloud saves my most recent one was Hyarm Innosens (my og DS1 character was Stabb Mafrinds)
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh no I'm using Dark Souls to test how my laptop does plugged into a TV and now I have to come up with another implicitly violent character name as is my tradition
According to my cloud saves my most recent one was Hyarm Innosens (my og DS1 character was Stabb Mafrinds)
According to my cloud saves my most recent one was Hyarm Innosens (my og DS1 character was Stabb Mafrinds)
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
Got our first snow last night, our garage door broke this week so I had to park in the driveway.
Gotta go out and physically preheat my car because the auto start feature requires a subscription to an app in order to use it
The future is dumb 👍
Gotta go out and physically preheat my car because the auto start feature requires a subscription to an app in order to use it
The future is dumb 👍
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Got our first snow last night, our garage door broke this week so I had to park in the driveway.
Gotta go out and physically preheat my car because the auto start feature requires a subscription to an app in order to use it
The future is dumb 👍
Gotta go out and physically preheat my car because the auto start feature requires a subscription to an app in order to use it
The future is dumb 👍
The "Steam Machine will be priced like a PC" statement from Valve has me watching for its release with a lot more scepticism, hopefully they're just managing expectations.
I know hardware markets are volatile right now but I feel like anything north of $700 isn't gonna move units on this thing.
I know hardware markets are volatile right now but I feel like anything north of $700 isn't gonna move units on this thing.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The "Steam Machine will be priced like a PC" statement from Valve has me watching for its release with a lot more scepticism, hopefully they're just managing expectations.
I know hardware markets are volatile right now but I feel like anything north of $700 isn't gonna move units on this thing.
I know hardware markets are volatile right now but I feel like anything north of $700 isn't gonna move units on this thing.
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
The Phantom Menace's tie-in game originally had full saber dismemberment, but the feature was entirely axed after it was noticed that the children in Mos Espa were exactly neck-height to the horizontal saber attack
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The Phantom Menace's tie-in game originally had full saber dismemberment, but the feature was entirely axed after it was noticed that the children in Mos Espa were exactly neck-height to the horizontal saber attack
like scoob, we see the chat logs man and we're like trying to keep ahead of it, we're like, already doing stuff but it's the other platforms man we gotta keep them on our platform scoob
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
like scoob, we see the chat logs man and we're like trying to keep ahead of it, we're like, already doing stuff but it's the other platforms man we gotta keep them on our platform scoob
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I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"
Spent a little time reconfirming my memory the PC port of Vice City is vastly inferior to the PS2.
Much of the colorgrading and post processing is non-existent and it suffers from the same graphical limitations regardless
Controller 'support' is a joke Typical 2000s era PC port
Just emulate it 💀
Much of the colorgrading and post processing is non-existent and it suffers from the same graphical limitations regardless
Controller 'support' is a joke Typical 2000s era PC port
Just emulate it 💀
Decided to revisit Vice City for a hot minute and damn it's missing a lot of QOL but I still love this one the most.
Insane how they had to divide the map with a load screen on PS2 but I can't imagine even needing to keep the LODs or fog if I wanted to run the whole game in a browser these days.
Insane how they had to divide the map with a load screen on PS2 but I can't imagine even needing to keep the LODs or fog if I wanted to run the whole game in a browser these days.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Spent a little time reconfirming my memory the PC port of Vice City is vastly inferior to the PS2.
Much of the colorgrading and post processing is non-existent and it suffers from the same graphical limitations regardless
Controller 'support' is a joke Typical 2000s era PC port
Just emulate it 💀
Much of the colorgrading and post processing is non-existent and it suffers from the same graphical limitations regardless
Controller 'support' is a joke Typical 2000s era PC port
Just emulate it 💀
Maybe they should check if there's anyone hiding in Green Swamp? No reason in particular, just y'know, it's a big place, seems like a good place to go check.
They should definitely go out to Green Swamp and check.
They should definitely go out to Green Swamp and check.
Border Patrol and ICE rolled up in their fancy SUVs dressed to the nines in full camouflage (with no hi-vis components) to a state that is:
a) open carry as fuck
b) in the middle of hunting season
c) FULL of woods
a) open carry as fuck
b) in the middle of hunting season
c) FULL of woods
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Maybe they should check if there's anyone hiding in Green Swamp? No reason in particular, just y'know, it's a big place, seems like a good place to go check.
They should definitely go out to Green Swamp and check.
They should definitely go out to Green Swamp and check.
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Border Patrol and ICE rolled up in their fancy SUVs dressed to the nines in full camouflage (with no hi-vis components) to a state that is:
a) open carry as fuck
b) in the middle of hunting season
c) FULL of woods
a) open carry as fuck
b) in the middle of hunting season
c) FULL of woods
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Border Patrol and ICE rolled up in their fancy SUVs dressed to the nines in full camouflage (with no hi-vis components) to a state that is:
a) open carry as fuck
b) in the middle of hunting season
c) FULL of woods
a) open carry as fuck
b) in the middle of hunting season
c) FULL of woods
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Yeah lmao because they got dogwalked by the good ol boys
Federal Border Patrol agents have left Charlotte, North Carolina, local officials said on Thursday, ending a brief operation that had expanded the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.
Border Patrol Ends Operation in Charlotte, N.C.
The operation, which led to more than 370 arrests, had put a purple state firmly at the center of one of the Trump administration’s most visible immigration strategies.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah lmao because they got dogwalked by the good ol boys
Decided to revisit Vice City for a hot minute and damn it's missing a lot of QOL but I still love this one the most.
Insane how they had to divide the map with a load screen on PS2 but I can't imagine even needing to keep the LODs or fog if I wanted to run the whole game in a browser these days.
Insane how they had to divide the map with a load screen on PS2 but I can't imagine even needing to keep the LODs or fog if I wanted to run the whole game in a browser these days.
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Decided to revisit Vice City for a hot minute and damn it's missing a lot of QOL but I still love this one the most.
Insane how they had to divide the map with a load screen on PS2 but I can't imagine even needing to keep the LODs or fog if I wanted to run the whole game in a browser these days.
Insane how they had to divide the map with a load screen on PS2 but I can't imagine even needing to keep the LODs or fog if I wanted to run the whole game in a browser these days.
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Github just nuked a whole bunch of Illusion (the former 3d hentai company) modding github repos that contained no adult materials themselves and have had nice, professional usage for well over a decade now and that is SUPER lame.
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Github just nuked a whole bunch of Illusion (the former 3d hentai company) modding github repos that contained no adult materials themselves and have had nice, professional usage for well over a decade now and that is SUPER lame.
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kinda tired of civilians telling sex workers to just “cheer up, you will find another platform to go to!” whenever a sex work site is on some bullshit. where do you expect us to go when all of these sites keep banning more and more content and caving to big bank/payment processors?
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
kinda tired of civilians telling sex workers to just “cheer up, you will find another platform to go to!” whenever a sex work site is on some bullshit. where do you expect us to go when all of these sites keep banning more and more content and caving to big bank/payment processors?
Grey Smoke? Yeah, I sure hope it is.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
Aqua Digger
Aqua Digger
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Grey Smoke? Yeah, I sure hope it is.
Efficiently sorting information into two distinct blocks or paragraphs for the player to digest between scene advancements or choices appearing was basically the entire structural thesis of Elgera as a text adventure
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Efficiently sorting information into two distinct blocks or paragraphs for the player to digest between scene advancements or choices appearing was basically the entire structural thesis of Elgera as a text adventure
HOW HAS THE TOPIC OF HYPERLEXIA NEVER COME UP IN MY ENTIRE LIFE? LITERALLY MY SON AND ME.
I feel like I just learned a lot about my childhood and I wish I knew it sooner so I could've recognized it in him beyond "oh I was like that too" for this last year that I've been taking him to speech therapy
I feel like I just learned a lot about my childhood and I wish I knew it sooner so I could've recognized it in him beyond "oh I was like that too" for this last year that I've been taking him to speech therapy
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
HOW HAS THE TOPIC OF HYPERLEXIA NEVER COME UP IN MY ENTIRE LIFE? LITERALLY MY SON AND ME.
I feel like I just learned a lot about my childhood and I wish I knew it sooner so I could've recognized it in him beyond "oh I was like that too" for this last year that I've been taking him to speech therapy
I feel like I just learned a lot about my childhood and I wish I knew it sooner so I could've recognized it in him beyond "oh I was like that too" for this last year that I've been taking him to speech therapy
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ALL ASMR + NSFW CONTENT WILL NOW BE POSTED @ MY NEW ACCOUNT: @acvalens.net
This one was changed to "acvalens dot com"
This one was changed to "acvalens dot com"
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
ALL ASMR + NSFW CONTENT WILL NOW BE POSTED @ MY NEW ACCOUNT: @acvalens.net
This one was changed to "acvalens dot com"
This one was changed to "acvalens dot com"
This kind of unanimous vote is so huge that I had to go look at the footage and see how a 1 nay vote happened. Like, did he vote first and then get totally wiped or what?
Nah, his vote came at almost
exactly the halfway point. Absolutely nuts.
Maybe he thought they'd have him in the second half? 🤣
Nah, his vote came at almost
exactly the halfway point. Absolutely nuts.
Maybe he thought they'd have him in the second half? 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This kind of unanimous vote is so huge that I had to go look at the footage and see how a 1 nay vote happened. Like, did he vote first and then get totally wiped or what?
Nah, his vote came at almost
exactly the halfway point. Absolutely nuts.
Maybe he thought they'd have him in the second half? 🤣
Nah, his vote came at almost
exactly the halfway point. Absolutely nuts.
Maybe he thought they'd have him in the second half? 🤣
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I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
#SaveSpeech
Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin
Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin
Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
Had some wine tonight for the first time since my son was born (he turns 3 this month) AMA*
*Offer expires when my buzz wears off or I fall asleep, CALL NOW**
**MasterCard, fucking call MasterCard as often as physically possible
*Offer expires when my buzz wears off or I fall asleep, CALL NOW**
**MasterCard, fucking call MasterCard as often as physically possible
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Had some wine tonight for the first time since my son was born (he turns 3 this month) AMA*
*Offer expires when my buzz wears off or I fall asleep, CALL NOW**
**MasterCard, fucking call MasterCard as often as physically possible
*Offer expires when my buzz wears off or I fall asleep, CALL NOW**
**MasterCard, fucking call MasterCard as often as physically possible
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This isn't gonna stop at smut, or with Ana.
Do not let these payment processors determine where you can and cannot spend your money. That YOU earned. You are being robbed of choice in place of 'Correct, Appropriate Purchases'. Keep making noise. Keep talking about it or they will take Everything.
Do not let these payment processors determine where you can and cannot spend your money. That YOU earned. You are being robbed of choice in place of 'Correct, Appropriate Purchases'. Keep making noise. Keep talking about it or they will take Everything.
And if more journalists + streamers + YouTubers keep ignoring this issue, what they are doing is throwing you — trans, gay, artist, smut customer — to the dogs
A lot of people really aren’t getting it. In less than a year we’ve seen it leap from the *most* objectionable content that I’m not even really comfortable talking about here to far more innocuous stuff, they’re not going to arbitrarily decide to stop here
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This isn't gonna stop at smut, or with Ana.
Do not let these payment processors determine where you can and cannot spend your money. That YOU earned. You are being robbed of choice in place of 'Correct, Appropriate Purchases'. Keep making noise. Keep talking about it or they will take Everything.
Do not let these payment processors determine where you can and cannot spend your money. That YOU earned. You are being robbed of choice in place of 'Correct, Appropriate Purchases'. Keep making noise. Keep talking about it or they will take Everything.
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Ana is being put on a plinth and sacrificed to show that people speaking out will be removed from society. They're counting on this being what stops people from speaking out.
This is going to be every single creator in a few months too if people allow this to work. Never been more important to call.
This is going to be every single creator in a few months too if people allow this to work. Never been more important to call.
Spoke to a second source familiar with what’s going on with paypro censorship toward me. It seems I’ve been blacklisted among paypros as a creator, particularly for mommy domme content. This could escalate into debanking, I learned
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ana is being put on a plinth and sacrificed to show that people speaking out will be removed from society. They're counting on this being what stops people from speaking out.
This is going to be every single creator in a few months too if people allow this to work. Never been more important to call.
This is going to be every single creator in a few months too if people allow this to work. Never been more important to call.