The Night Santa Went Crazy 🎅🏼🤪
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They could do a phenomenal cover of White Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They could do a phenomenal cover of White Christmas
Well the mortician definitely ought to give them a refund
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Well the mortician definitely ought to give them a refund
Let them eat pierogi!
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Let them eat pierogi!
So you’re more of a Small Lebowski guy
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So you’re more of a Small Lebowski guy
“Ho, ho, ho! You’re so fucked!!”
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Ho, ho, ho! You’re so fucked!!”
They gotta get fuel for their fireplaces somewhere
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
They gotta get fuel for their fireplaces somewhere
Once I had a love, and it was a gas…
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Once I had a love, and it was a gas…
For sure. Even when the “twist” became apparent to me about halfway through, it was still so well-executed!
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
For sure. Even when the “twist” became apparent to me about halfway through, it was still so well-executed!
Psssh you know how EXPENSIVE ammo is, Bill?
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Psssh you know how EXPENSIVE ammo is, Bill?
Man, I would love it if Christians were the biggest threat to Christian Nationalism. Probably more of the gay ones actually are.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Man, I would love it if Christians were the biggest threat to Christian Nationalism. Probably more of the gay ones actually are.
Oh, beHOOVE
a man wearing glasses and a pink striped shirt is making a funny face
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a pink striped shirt is making a funny face
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November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh, beHOOVE
I saw a preview screening of it a few months before it was released, and I was flabbergasted that it bombed at the box office on its release. I thought it was tremendous.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I saw a preview screening of it a few months before it was released, and I was flabbergasted that it bombed at the box office on its release. I thought it was tremendous.
Because most people didn’t have the Internet
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Because most people didn’t have the Internet
“Conservative.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“Conservative.”
I think you mean that Rian met you and then got an idea for Benoit Blanc’s next new look
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I think you mean that Rian met you and then got an idea for Benoit Blanc’s next new look
This is a rating system I can get behind.
a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a hat is sticking his head out of a car window
Alt: a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a hat is sticking his head out of a van window
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November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is a rating system I can get behind.