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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
DC Talk - 1996
Weird Al - 2001
Muse - 2005
Weezer - 2010
The National - 2016
DC Talk - 1996
Weird Al - 2001
Muse - 2005
Weezer - 2010
The National - 2016
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Weird Al 2000 (and multiple after)
Linkin Park Meteora Tour 2004
Dear Friends – Music from Final Fantasy 2005 (and multiple after)
Polysics 2010
The Earthbound Papas 2011 (and multiple after)
Weird Al 2000 (and multiple after)
Linkin Park Meteora Tour 2004
Dear Friends – Music from Final Fantasy 2005 (and multiple after)
Polysics 2010
The Earthbound Papas 2011 (and multiple after)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Lollapalooza 1997
They Might Be Giants a bunch of times
Ben Folds Five also a bunch
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Lollapalooza 1997
They Might Be Giants a bunch of times
Ben Folds Five also a bunch
Local H
Bis
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
DC Talk - 1996
Weird Al - 2001
Muse - 2005
Weezer - 2010
The National - 2016
DC Talk - 1996
Weird Al - 2001
Muse - 2005
Weezer - 2010
The National - 2016
Koushun Takamj himself wrote that The Long Walk was a major inspiration for Battle Royale. Clearly the fairest thing is for King just to sue everyone involved including QT
I mentioned this the other day, Stephen King should be the one suing Suzanne Collins, she took The Long Walk and The Running Man and mated them together lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Koushun Takamj himself wrote that The Long Walk was a major inspiration for Battle Royale. Clearly the fairest thing is for King just to sue everyone involved including QT
“Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.” —Noah Cross, Chinatown
Never would I ever imagine 15 years ago that I'd be seeing MSNBC (which is now called MSNOW) memorializing Dick Cheney.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.” —Noah Cross, Chinatown
Publish zines and rage against machines
It strikes me that it’s going to be up to us to make sure there is a cultural memory for what’s been happening in the last 15 years. It’s clear that if we don’t force a drastic change of perspective on basically every institution, all of this will get memory holed or “reinterpreted” to be less awful
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Publish zines and rage against machines
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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As a Christian I am not called or committed to pretending my enemy is one iota less evil than they are. I am called and committed to loving my enemy in the fullness of their evilness and cruelty and I am called and committed to calling them to repent.
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
As a Christian I am not called or committed to pretending my enemy is one iota less evil than they are. I am called and committed to loving my enemy in the fullness of their evilness and cruelty and I am called and committed to calling them to repent.
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
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whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are
October 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are
Pay up, buttercup.
Supreme Court rejects Alex Jones' appeal of $1.4 billion defamation judgment in Sandy Hook shooting
The Supreme Court has rejected an appeal from conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and left in place the $1.4 billion judgment against him over his description of the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shoot...
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October 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Pay up, buttercup.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.
October 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.
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heggseth's weird podcast rant (delivered to 800 generals and admirals for some reason) is just another sign of how this is a tv presidency. they don't really know how to do policy. their instinct is theater. encounter a problem? put on a spectacle
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
heggseth's weird podcast rant (delivered to 800 generals and admirals for some reason) is just another sign of how this is a tv presidency. they don't really know how to do policy. their instinct is theater. encounter a problem? put on a spectacle
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If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”
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Reminder: there are no checks and balances if no one checks or balances.
September 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reminder: there are no checks and balances if no one checks or balances.
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After Trump’s FCC chair, demanded ABC take action against against Kimmel for his comments on Kirk, Nexstar, the largest operator of ABC affiliates announced it would pull Kimmel from its stations
Then ABC said it was taking Kimmel off the air
Nexstar is seeking FCC approval for a $6.2B merger
Then ABC said it was taking Kimmel off the air
Nexstar is seeking FCC approval for a $6.2B merger
Nexstar Media Group, Inc. Enters into Definitive Agreement To Acquire TEGNA Inc. for $6.2 Billion in Accretive Transaction | Nexstar Media Group, Inc.
Enhances Nexstar’s Position as a Leading Local Media Company Preserves High-Quality Local Journalism and Diversity of Opinion Strengthens Ability to
www.nexstar.tv
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
After Trump’s FCC chair, demanded ABC take action against against Kimmel for his comments on Kirk, Nexstar, the largest operator of ABC affiliates announced it would pull Kimmel from its stations
Then ABC said it was taking Kimmel off the air
Nexstar is seeking FCC approval for a $6.2B merger
Then ABC said it was taking Kimmel off the air
Nexstar is seeking FCC approval for a $6.2B merger
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"We must not be frightened nor cajoled
into accepting evil as deliverance from evil.
We must go on struggling to be human,
though monsters of abstraction
police and threaten us."
—Robert Hayden
into accepting evil as deliverance from evil.
We must go on struggling to be human,
though monsters of abstraction
police and threaten us."
—Robert Hayden
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"We must not be frightened nor cajoled
into accepting evil as deliverance from evil.
We must go on struggling to be human,
though monsters of abstraction
police and threaten us."
—Robert Hayden
into accepting evil as deliverance from evil.
We must go on struggling to be human,
though monsters of abstraction
police and threaten us."
—Robert Hayden
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Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
August 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
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I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
In Pasadena, a community comes together for a 14-year-old street vendor - Los Angeles Times
In Pasadena, a community comes together for a 14-year-old street vendor
Chris Garcia began selling tamales on behalf of his mother, a legal resident who was caught up in an immigration sweep two weeks ago at Villa Parke in Pasadena.
www.latimes.com
July 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
In Pasadena, a community comes together for a 14-year-old street vendor - Los Angeles Times