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Riscy
@riscy.bsky.social
Half Life, RISC-V & Miata appreciator
I’ve been trying to figure that out my whole life
Why are you so stupid?
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Why do the scenes where SpongeBob cries make me feel actually bad
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have had to replace the lightbulbs in my fridge, my oven, and my microwave all in the last month. I am tapped into the niche utility lightbulb world like you guys wouldn’t believe
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m sorry little guy but I need those gains
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I just bought more land in the metaverse
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I operate a boat for the purpose of acquiring industrial amounts of marine life for human consumption
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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LOGOS/AMIGALNK.GIF
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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ABSTRACT/HUDWAL.GIF
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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https://prnt.sc/62dexl
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I took a girl on a date to a restaurant I haven’t been to in years and they raised the prices like crazy and I ended up paying $250 for dinner

oops
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
When you guys play DS1 do you guys kill Lautrec before he kills Anastasia or do you resurrect her later
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.
March 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“When a metric becomes a goal it ceases to be useful as a metric”
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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i saw scott the woz outside a club in LA and he had a woman under each arm and he was telling them he doesn't really even fw games that much
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Did you guys know tobacco flowers are really alien like?
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Assisted suicide actually sounds like a great way to go they just OD you on morphine

0% chance of survival and a last few agonizing weeks? Nah gimme the Dr House dose
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I ate 200 grams of protein today I am gonna get Arnold’s physique all NATTY
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hey did you know if you eat nothing but McDonald’s while hung over you’ll throw up in the parking lot
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM