How, what why?

The overcooked rice can pack a drafty gap under the porch door.

Follow me for more food derived
Diy tips.

Tell us more.

This is deliberate

Hey pop on over to here in the uk we’ll fix it for you without any fuss.

No he has become self aware, beating even the most advanced Asian AI complexes to the punch. Not bad for a Yank.

Also a cool easy going character who not only writes superbly but also sells books by a planets worth of authors in an actual real bricks and mortar bookshop. Lucky bastard. Buy his stuff, but not so much that he can give up his day job haha.

Behind that tree, the one on the right, no the big one, yeah. Is, that, a, duck?

Twat and Twatability.
TWAT, in space noone can hear you twat.

Epic.