Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

My quick fix for social media is duration caps. Allowing content to be longer increases the likelihood that it will be annoying or evil. Twitter with character limits? Good. Vine with 6 second videos? Good. Remove these guardrails and you get only Digital Filth

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?