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Rio Dylan Hernandez
@riodylan.bsky.social
Former literary agent at UTA — current writer, story editor, story consultant. Interests: feeding the feral family, movies, books, crime, rabbit holes, breakfast, horror films, time travel destinations, truth that is stranger than fiction.
“There must have been a time, in the beginning, when we could have said – no. But somehow we missed it. Oh well, we'll know better next time.”

-Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

#quotes #writers #plays #theater #TomStoppard
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Excuse me the term is “chonky” not “huge”

#bear #altadena #friendshaped
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Thank you @davidlfear.bsky.social for sticking BLACK BAG on here at #3 - too many people slept on this movie. I have seen it 3 times so far. One of my favorite films of 2025. Also a surprise/pleasure to see BEST WISHES TO ALL - a few I still need to see. #filmsky #RollingStone #BlackBag
The 20 Best Movies of 2025
From an epic of political resistance to a personal take on a literary classic, 'Hamnet' to 'Weapons' — the best of a very good year for movie lovers.
www.rollingstone.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Great @severinfilms.bsky.social double feature w/ @cinematicvoid.bsky.social at #LF3 - followed by Q&A w/director David Gregory about his “Grand Guignol” documentary - the night’s opener:
the @kierlajanisse.bsky.social chilling ghost story which is now on #Shudder - Watch it! 👻 #filmsky #horror
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You love to see it - Gotham Awards:
“Jafar Panahi and his Palme d’Or winner It Was Just An Accident were the big winners: The film won Best International Feature, and Panahi took Best Director and Original Screenplay.”
#ItWasJustanAccident #filmsky #GothamAwards
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Oh I love this ! Please see this incredible film - it’s surprisingly funny and so human, brave - I laughed out loud often - great performances - tragic & hilarious - much to say - one of those most entertaining movies I saw this year - #ItWasJustanAccident #GothamAwards #filmsky
Best Director goes to…

Jafar Panahi for Its Just An Accident

#GothamAwards
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@kierlajanisse.bsky.social there’s a cursed doll at your movie screening 👁️👁️
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Scumbag Starbucks - pay your workers a fair wage and treat them better, vampires, allow them to unionize.

#starbucks #capitalism
Starbucks will pay about $35 million to more than 15,000 New York City workers to settle claims it denied them stable schedules and arbitrarily cut their hours, city officials announce.
Starbucks to pay about $35M to NYC workers to settle claims it violated labor law
Most of the affected workers will receive $50 for each week worked from July 2021 to July 2024. This could add up to thousands of dollars for some people.
nbcnews.to
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
These freaks are beyond satire - look at this shit - how festive

#melania #trump #whitehouse #xmas #christmas #abominations
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This looks essential but very very tough.

#documentaries #Netflix #guns #schoolshootings #filmsky
"I felt like I was growing more and more numb... I started just racking my brain to what I could do to restore people’s empathy."

Netflix’s new documentary leaves policy behind to explore the grief and mourning that stays with the families of school shooting victims.
A New Documentary Goes Inside the Untouched Bedrooms of School Shooting Victims
bit.ly
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’ll be there tonight! See you there, fellow ghouls. Can’t wait to feast on the new film from @kierlajanisse.bsky.social
#CinematicVoid #LF3 #AmericanCinematheque #horror #horrorsky #filmsky #LosAngeles
🚨ONLY 20 TICKETS LEFT!🚨 Tonight at LF3 / @analogdirectory.org: join us for a special @severinfilms.bsky.social double feature of THE OCCUPANT OF THE ROOM & THEATRE OF HORRORS. Come early for the Severin Pop-up Shop onsite. 🎟️: tinyurl.com/mj69u5ep
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“I desired. He desired me desiring. He desired to desire my desiring. It was turtles all the way down, except the turtles were boners.” 🐢 😆

I needed to start the month with a laugh. #McSweeneys #humor #satire #Nuzzi #AmericanCanto
“Our union represented the endless cycle of life, death, and rebirth, and the eternal, unending nature of time. Sometimes I didn’t know where the worm ended, and our love began.”
More Excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi’s American Canto
“Forget the sex; the real scandal here is the crime against language.” — Brian Phillips, The Ringer, on Olivia Nuzzi’s new memoir, American Canto, ...
buff.ly
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I mean it kinda says it all about this miserable joker and his shambolic, corrupt reign. #trump #pardons #cocaine #bullshit
The Ex-President Whom Trump Plans to Pardon Flooded America With Cocaine
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
But damnit I want to go!
November 30-December 2, 1978: NOVA Convention • New York, New York - William S. Burroughs, Patti Smith, Allen Ginsberg, Peter Orlovsky, Laurie Anderson, Frank Zappa, Robert Anton Wilson, John Cage, Timothy Leary, Brion Gysin, Ed Sanders, Susan Sontag, Anne Waldman, Merce Cunningham, Philip Glass
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I can’t bring myself to watch “I Love LA”

#TV #TVsky
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I wish Jim Cameron still made movies…

(maybe me watching a trailer for another fucking Avatar movie)
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Well that was a hoot - I like it when a smart, talented writer/director has a rare chance of being funded to make the cinematic equivalent of a “fuck it bucket” (David Sedaris reference). Sold out audience chortled and hooted and applause at end. Josh O’ is everything.
#WakeUpDeadMan #filmsky
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Craving the sweet ambrosia of the squeezy tube

#cats #catsofbluesky #BobRedford
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"What I witness is the emergence of sovereign beings."

A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of "awakening" more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
bit.ly
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I hope someone checked his brain 🧠

#trump #nuts
A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)

LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?

RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
buff.ly
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
#WakeUpDeadMan time - hope it’s good - the last one was a tad “meh”
#filmsky #movies
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
must capture red dot 🔴

#cats #catsofbluesky #BobRedford
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
#JonathanGold wrote a lovely piece for #JacZinder after his passing - hope they’re together having some tasty strip mall chow ❤️ don’t drive drunk
#LosAngeles #Icons #genuises
DEATH OF A CONTRARIAN : A Eulogy to a Treasured Friend Who Would Take Me to Task for Every Word of It
It's not that Jac was a modest man.
www.latimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM