🏳️‍⚧️R!LEY🏳️‍⚧️
rileywriteshighly.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️R!LEY🏳️‍⚧️
@rileywriteshighly.bsky.social
Lewd, rude, used to be a dude.
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December 2, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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me and @feralcatgirl.bsky.social got tired of calling ourselves brickmoded sneedhons so we created a brainworm generator
March 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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don’t tell me what to do
March 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
@ramonvillalobos.bsky.social hey Ramon, do you still have that picture you did of Venom-as-jeans you did a few years back? I was thinking about it earlier and I wanted to show it to a friend, but I'm not on Twitter any more so I can't go back and find it.
March 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If there's anything better than having a beautiful woman do your makeup for you after the two of you finish hooking up, I don't know what it is
March 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I can eat a foot long cheesesteak in 8 minutes and lick my way to the center of a Tootsie Pop in 30 min, and yet somehow nobody's wifed me up yet. Baffling, tbqh
March 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I love replying with a dog emoji any time anyone posts a picture of a dog. It's the Extremely Online equivalent of saying "You're a dog! Yes you are! Who's a good dog?!"
March 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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That DC x Sonic issue came out today and all I could think of was when I drew this:
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
March 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Anyways...
March 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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TIL people still get shocked by the revelation that Willie Nelson is way left; and I can’t stop laughing, ‘cause, y’all, he is not coy about it.
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Those McElroy Brothers have been getting Real Weird with it the last few weeks, you love to see it
March 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I can't believe I wasted so many years of my life NOT wearing fishnets.
March 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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To all the Wonder Women out there:
Happy #InternationalWomensDay
Feliz #DiaInternacionalDeLaMujer
Buona #festadelladonna
幸せな #国際女性の日
행복한 #국제여성의날
счастливый #женскийдень
March 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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pulled pork = meat mulch
November 12, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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By Charles Addams.
January 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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give me a cool rock and i am betrothed for all eternity
January 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One hour ago I had 8 hair ties. Now I seem to have none. How does this always happen?
January 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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we need to go back to the days where fantasy anime meant girls with big pauldrons.
January 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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🎶 Yippie yi ooh
Yippie yi yay
Ghost Riders in the sky 🎵
January 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I have finally learned how to use a blow dryer properly, and it's wild what a game changer is is. If there were a competition for "Silkiest Hair in the Tri-State Area", I don't know that take home the gold metal, but I would definitely rank in the top 10.
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 AM