(If this doesn't apply to you feel free to ignore)

Um, excuse you, those are pronouns, & everyone knows that pronouns are Satanic

Such brave boys.
Then you have the so called "protectors" just walking by & not helping.
I'm so glad she managed to escape him though.

Yep, report, because they'll be doing it to everyone else too. 🙄

We do still get the cracks about selfish little girls, even though she's 48 & I'm 52-baby faces in helmets ftw!

This is a daily occurrence if you own a horse, although it's usually a "mommy" asking then. My sister & I have the stock answer of "Yes, it's $85 per lesson, please call to set up an appointment!", accompanied by a business card for our family farm (I'm trainer, she's an upper level rider).

They have always been "woke".

Yup. My schools had pretty good sex ed for the time, but we lived on a livestock farm & knew what was up. I'm not sure it's a coincidence that my brother is the only one of us who had kids & he treated (& still treats) his wife like a queen!