FUCK

I feel old now, security team forward me an obvious phishing attempt asking for our phone number as a joke and I replied with 8675309 and they asked if I actually replied back with my number 😭

When the drive thru is quiet so have to pull your most convincing cough so they know you're still there

I keep hunching. Like double hunching, upper neck and then the head down. I catch myself but it's annoying

Not liking the Hereditary, not because of the horror but because I can't stop tongue clicking whenever I think about it

The next band had a guitarist with a Jackson. Obviously my mind was blown. Hearing so bad never heard the name

I'm trying not to form bad opinions of folks wearing scarves outside winter but when your band plays and all I hear is your bass, that doesn't help

Sorry I wasn't paying attention in your meeting - it was the only time I had to prepare for my next meeting

It's not that I don't like mini tacos. It's that I need three times the order to trick my brain I'm full.

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