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❓️Nygma❔️
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Mun is 24/ mdni/ #dcrp #mvrp/ independent portrayal od Edward nygma, the riddler.
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Introducing

"Oh please, bats, we both know who's the smartest man in the room."

Edward Nygma

"Riddle me this, What is so fragile that just saying its name breaks it?"

Aka

"WAIT WAIT WAIT, LETS TALK ABOUT THI- GAH!"

The Riddler.
"I.... one, you look fine, two.....metal????"
"Now riddle me this how do Je lose the 10 pounds on my thighs? Because I've tried almost everything,and let's be real it might be da metal I've been nibbling on."
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He gave a nod, lowering his hand.

"Right right, the bats cant be 'friends' with their criminals...unless their cats....or clowns."
Eyes squinted.

"I'll play cordial, Nygma, but we're not friends."

... Still can't shake the Batman aspect of the job. Instead of doubling down, he smirked.

"... Gotcha."
"A pleasure, though, your not the same bat im used to...much less...broody."

He states, shaking his hand before releasing it.

"Right?"
August 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"....a pillow."
"Riddle me this Riddler...... What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night....what am I?"
"What was the riddle..."
August 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He gave a laugh, rolling his eyes.

"Ots....fine, trust me, I get being socially awkward."
❝ -‼️ ❞

Rhodonite goes red, quickly clearing his throat.

❝ I- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare. ❞

He can't look this guy in the eye. He rubs the back of his neck.

❝ Sorry. ❞
He looked over and blinked a few times.

".....yes?"
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"The strongest milk you got."
August 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
He looked over and blinked a few times.

".....yes?"
He glances over at the stranger. How eccentric. Handsome too... Just who is this guy?

He decides to oh-so-casually stare while waiting for his coffee.
He finally finished the cross word, and his coffee.

"Ah, good way to start the day."
August 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
He finally finished the cross word, and his coffee.

"Ah, good way to start the day."
Rhodonite strolls into the coffee shop, going to the counter and ordering his usual tea. He goes to sit down, and he can't help but glance over this stranger's shoulder. He knows a few of these answers..

He shouldn't tell this stranger the answers. He moves on, sitting at a nearby table.
@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social

Nygma groaned, rubbing his eyes, sipping his coffee as he did his cross word puzzle.
August 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"What was the riddle..."
August 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I need to work on my nygma XD]
August 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
He eyes the hand, mostly checking for a buzzer, before taking it.

"Very well. Partners, for a time."

H answered, grinning a bit.
"A choice~" He'd repeat in a delighted coo at the man, lowering both hands before extending one straight out towards the other.

"And I'm giving you just that!! A choice!"

"To put our differences aside for a select amount of time and work together! Partners! A duo! A grand act in the show of life!"
"...a choice."

He mumbles, crossing his armsrais8ng a brow at the clown, watching his fingers.
August 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"A pleasure, though, your not the same bat im used to...much less...broody."

He states, shaking his hand before releasing it.

"Right?"
Staring at the hand. Glancing up at his face. Ugh. Better be nice.

Shaking his hand firmly. Giving it an extra tight squeeze.

"Batman."

...

"Nice to... meet you."
"Agreed, shall we retry?"

Ed hummed, offering his hand with a smile.

"Riddler."
August 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"...a choice."

He mumbles, crossing his armsrais8ng a brow at the clown, watching his fingers.
He'd sneer, both hands raised in mock defense of himself , gloved fingers idly wiggle as he chuckle.

"We've had our fair share of excitement, old pal. Fair indeedie!"

"But riddle me this, Riddler, hmm~ What is it that, given one, you’ll have either two or none?"
He just stared, using his cane to tap the clowns chest.

"You bring something to my life alright, but its rarely ever a 'certain zest'"

He grumbled.
August 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Agreed, shall we retry?"

Ed hummed, offering his hand with a smile.

"Riddler."
"..."

Terry crossed his arms.

"Alright. Well, maybe we got off to a bad start."
"You did, and I elected to ignore you."
August 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by ❓️Nygma❔️
Introducing

"What? Have you never seen a cat burglar before?"

Freddy Smithersons

"Oh my gosh, is that catwoman! Oh, im such a big fan, crap and I did my makeup horrible today -"

Aka

"Ugh, this suit is so hard to clean, and you spilled wine on it! Asshole!"

Gotham's Kitty Cat.
August 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"You did, and I elected to ignore you."
"Thought I told you to stay outta Gotham, dreg."
August 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"Oh gid not you again-"
August 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Gooooood morning gotham!"
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
He just stared, using his cane to tap the clowns chest.

"You bring something to my life alright, but its rarely ever a 'certain zest'"

He grumbled.
"Ohhh, come on, Riddles! Don't we have our fun? Admit it. We have our fun! I bring a certain zest to your otherwise miserable, boring life."

"Say! I thought looking down in the mouth was for dentists! HAH! Turn that frown upside-down!"
He gave a stern point, turning away and spitting more bile from his mouth.

"Your lucky I even tolerate you!"
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"But...you didnt even say a riddle-"
"But do you know da answer to da riddle tho?"
August 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He gave a stern point, turning away and spitting more bile from his mouth.

"Your lucky I even tolerate you!"
Punch thrown, connecting to his jaw where he'd chuckle like it was the funniest thing.

"Ohhhh c'mon, Riddles. You can do better than 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭~" The clown taunted, tongue swiping along busted, bleeding lip.

"Child's play!"
Starreeee.

Walking off, immediately reaching, and walking back, wiping his mouth, annndddd throwing a punch-
August 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Starreeee.

Walking off, immediately reaching, and walking back, wiping his mouth, annndddd throwing a punch-
Errupting with laughter, the clown held his sides , nearly doubling over to the ground in his mirth.

"heheh..haha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU DRANK IT! OH, THAT'S RICH! OHH YOU REALLY DOWNED IT LIKE NO TOMORR-HOHOHO-OW!! AHAHA!"

"IT WAS — HEHEHE..! SEWER WATER!"
IMMEDIATE coughing.

Hacking, sone spitting

"J. What the hell was that?!"
August 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
August 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
IMMEDIATE coughing.

Hacking, sone spitting

"J. What the hell was that?!"
Hands clasped together, watching with pure delight on his face.

"Thoughts....????"

And prayers.
Glarrreee...

He downstairs it quickyl
August 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The riddler groans, sipping his coffee.

"Too early...tired."
August 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM