rickormortus.bsky.social
@rickormortus.bsky.social
Beautiful night to bee
August 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What did the apostles call it when Jesus was flatulent?

The beatitoots
July 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
How quickly do other other Toyota Highlanders start trying to run you off the road? Is there some sort of grace period?
June 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Just re-upping this for no reason
Don't forget how callous he is. Whether through incompetence or willful neglect, I wouldn't rule out an actual attack with loss of life as his justification
June 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I wonder what is so interesting in the window wells that everyone has to check it out (and get stuck)
June 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Finally open - finally raining
June 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Get ready for the "Obama created an unstable condition that Trump was fixing before Biden stole the election" excuse "first thing in the morning"
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
At least Jeopardy hasn't forgotten signalgate
June 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I feel like there are a lot of doge-bag jokes out there and not enough doge-style jokes. I mean c'mon, we're all getting effed right now.
April 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Boiler up!
March 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Gamers recognize game. Latest DOGE scam just dropped
March 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
March 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Me: I’m really going to enjoy a run in this unseasonably warm weather

MN: Hey, I’ve been working on this thing that makes it feel like the wind is always blowing in your face
January 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is why they created the false narrative that the Biden administration wasn’t helping the hurricane victims. So they don’t get blowback from their supporters for withholding aid to blue states.
January 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sometimes millionaires do some good; Jerry Jones made a lot of Bears fans happy today
January 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I think one of the sad things about today is that the large swath of Americans that don’t really pay attention to politics will view the certification as some sort of vindication; he must not have done anything wrong if he was not punished and was able to become president again
January 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
At this point does NIU get to claim at least fifth?
January 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Rolling into the new year
January 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Nice to see Purdue football on the right side of a Sports Center top ten
November 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I’m new here; where do we upload our medical information?
November 21, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Reposted
I'm considering making a script that will block everyone who has blocked you. It might be a way to fight against these 'false positive' lists. 🤦🏻‍♂️
October 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Maga and the kremlin gremlins are coming over in droves. If you think they aren't peddling "MAGA blocklists" to new members you haven't been paying attention for the last several years. Those lists are renamed for each community they target and seeded with activists they want silenced.
November 15, 2024 at 7:09 AM