Bolsonaro would be so jealous.

Anyone who spends enough time being rich enough to become numb to the standard issue vices is at least suspect.

The outliers were rare and generally the type of person you could genuinely respect as a professional.

Never think that things can't get dumber: the universe will take that as a challenge.

I always assumed it was a title, otherwise he'd be 90 years old.

Sure he hangs around pedophiles, and said he likes being a pedophile, and wrote a birthday card to a notorious pedophile that said "I love being a pedo with you" but perhaps there was missing context!

Seriously. They get to be bigger than 99.9% of the planet and we get a spectacle. That's just honest trade.

At best, you would end up with something like 'tested' powerlifting, where you just have to pass an IQ test and cycle between shows. I want to see a mountain giant bench press a car, I don't care if that takes 3 grams of tren and a cereal bowl full of dianabol to accomplish.

The whole function of the sport is to give one-in-a-million brutes a venue to do amazing feats of physical strength. It's never going to be mainstream. It would be horrendous if it was!

At long last we have created the Bicentennial Man from the widely panned incestuous scifi dramedy Bicentennial Man

Yeah, I remember his Bellator run being pretty fun. Nothing was going to top the dick-smashing antics of Pringle and Santos. But man did he try!

Cheick yourself before you wreck yourself.

Even if it is cheating, it's still far more respectable than permitting a loathsome wrestler to work their craft.

A couple of cage-grabs are absolutely mandatory. What are you worried about? It's against the rules? Really, is it? Historical evidence says this is highly debatable!

As an MMA fighter, if you're not logging at least 1 eye gouge and groin shot on your opponent, you're leaving money on the table. You should fire your coach.

Talk about damning with praise.

"Hey ref, he keeps intentionally extending his fingers and poking me in the eye."

Herb: yeah, they'll do that!

He wanted an upside down skyscraper. THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS MINECRAFT IS REAL!