that’s obviously a parody email. otherwise karoline would be the first 28 year old to suffer a stroke mid tweet.

since when do you edit your foul language you must be feeling blue

everyday i get sadder and sadder

damn you hamtifas!!! i hope you all burn in hell…which also isn’t real.

it’s this. this. this is what we have become. monsters. we are mother fucking monsters. forever inshrined in high def for generations to see just what monsters we were

if i had to choose between reading this article again or having my face melt off like a nazi at the end of raiders, id probably choose to read the article again…but that probably is as soft as your journalism.

many believe that reading this “article” will make your face melt like the nazis at the end of raiders of the lost ark.