Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad 🇬🇧 🇺🇸🌊
@richardlordtoad.bsky.social
Drummer, married, retired, liberal. Chef, comedian, philosopher. Dad to 2 cats.
"Those who would give up their intellect for their faith are those who have no intellect to give up."-Alan Watts
Eat, drink, & be merry. NO DM's UNLESS WE'RE ACQUAINTED..
"Those who would give up their intellect for their faith are those who have no intellect to give up."-Alan Watts
Eat, drink, & be merry. NO DM's UNLESS WE'RE ACQUAINTED..
As long as they can all pocket enough to take care of their own in luxury for a few generations, they're all happy to 'fake it.' It's terrible. There ought to be a law! 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As long as they can all pocket enough to take care of their own in luxury for a few generations, they're all happy to 'fake it.' It's terrible. There ought to be a law! 🤣
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November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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So was mine. The one that died before I was born, my namesake. He was an air-raid warden. He used to dig folks out of the rubble after the German bombings. And as my grandma said, the rest of the time he was in the pub. 😂
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So was mine. The one that died before I was born, my namesake. He was an air-raid warden. He used to dig folks out of the rubble after the German bombings. And as my grandma said, the rest of the time he was in the pub. 😂
His mummy didn't luv 'im properly is no excuse. (She quite OBVIOUSLY didn't discipline him properly) Here the 'Christians' warn for centuries about the 'Antichrist,' and when he shows up they make him president. He's ego, revenge, vanity, iniquity, slothfulness and greed all wrapped up in one.
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
His mummy didn't luv 'im properly is no excuse. (She quite OBVIOUSLY didn't discipline him properly) Here the 'Christians' warn for centuries about the 'Antichrist,' and when he shows up they make him president. He's ego, revenge, vanity, iniquity, slothfulness and greed all wrapped up in one.
Bob Marley...
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bob Marley...
How did he pass 6th grade?🤔
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How did he pass 6th grade?🤔
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November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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That's what the mafia guys throw you down if you don't pay....😆
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
That's what the mafia guys throw you down if you don't pay....😆
Not washing the ass properly then...🤢
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Not washing the ass properly then...🤢
A real 'sneaky Pete.' 😒
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A real 'sneaky Pete.' 😒
What he's saying is that other countries that he's visited do things better than we do. Can't argue there...😂
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What he's saying is that other countries that he's visited do things better than we do. Can't argue there...😂
A usurper and imposter.
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A usurper and imposter.
Charlie the Tuna. Trying to show StarKist he has good taste...😂
a black and white cartoon of a dolphin wearing sunglasses and a sign that says sorry charlie .
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November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Charlie the Tuna. Trying to show StarKist he has good taste...😂
And if they DID have one, she didn't smack their bottoms properly. Now then! 🤨
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
And if they DID have one, she didn't smack their bottoms properly. Now then! 🤨
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November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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"Uncomfortable." 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Uncomfortable." 🤣